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[bombastic fanfare]

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[retro synth fanfare]

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[enthusiastic, goofy fanfare]

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[fanfare becomes more energetic]

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[increasingly absurd
and repetitive fanfare]

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[fanfare becomes more manic and intense]

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[fanfare crescendos]

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[ominous music with Gregorian chanting]

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[other worldly breathing]

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[other worldly breathing]

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[radio chatter]

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[radio chatter]

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[sludge metal plays on stereo]

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[more sludge metal plays on stereo]

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[cell phone vibrates]

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[riffling through trash]

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[woman]
I'm really hoping you pull through...

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...on Jayden's
birthday surprise this year.

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Yeah, babe, I'm working on it.

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[woman] Jayden's counting on you.

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Listen, tell Jayden
his birthday surprise is in the bag.

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I'm wrapping it as we speak.

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[woman] He can't have another
disappointment on his birthday.

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[man] It's taken care of.

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[woman] You're going to have to do
better than last year's present.

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As in absolutely no clowns.

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Can you relax?

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[woman] And no RC cars.
I read on goop about...

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...the latest lithium batteries
causing infertility in children.

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[man] Tell little Jadeite

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his birthday surprise is going to be
super cool and mysterious.

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He's going to love it, I promise.

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[woman]
Oh, can you pick up some Baton Rouge

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buff-links from Beef man's
for Jayden's birthday surprise dinner?

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Uh, I got gross trash on my shoe.

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Buff-links, check.

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[woman] Baton Rouge buff-links.

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He likes the ghost pepper flakes
that those have.

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[man] If Jayden wants
to blow out his butthole,

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that's his business.

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I'll get him the buff-links.

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Jayden's birthday's gonna go off
without a hitch.

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[clicks off phone]

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Without a hitch you fucking bitch.

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[doorway bell dings]

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[man] Hey, what's up?

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This place is, uh...

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this place is kind of weird.

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Hey, um,
I'm looking for toys for my son.

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Thought I'd pick him up something at...

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[man] What is this place?

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Benny's Desert Fast Trip.

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[man] Yeah. What's that all about?

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I guess it's like a farting butt.

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And, like, this cactus guy over here is,
like, not liking the smell or something.

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[man] Toys.

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You got any?

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Toys like for kids and stuff?

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[man] My kid's birthday tomorrow.

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I'd already gotten this big
freaking RC truck...

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...with lights and all sorts of things.

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But his mom read about

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some kid getting cancer from batteries.

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And now she wants me to send it back.

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[cashier] Yeah, cancer.

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That looks like,
that's a really tough one.

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But, you totally came
to the right place,

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cause we got lots of stuff for that,
actually.

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Like this, will just totally cure it.

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But if you really have
a little more money,

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you could spring for one
of the bracelets over there.

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- They're like...
- [man] I need to find my kid a new toy,

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- pronto.
- [cashier] Toys.

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Yeah.

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Like, we got some of that stuff.

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Like, kids like,

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Like animal bones.

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Like pogs, guns, like, squish men.

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Back over there.

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[grunge music plays from headphones]

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[ominous music with Gregorian chanting]

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- [steam hiss]
- [other worldly moans]

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[moans continue]

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[squelching pumping]

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[viscid squish]

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[orgasmic ethereal moan]

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[quickening rhythmic clashes]

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[bubbling breach]

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[squelch]

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[bubbling and moist jostling]

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[man] What in the hell is this thing?

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[sweeping]

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Oh yeah, that's our Hoagie.

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It's sort of like,
maybe an alien or like a troll, I guess.

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What's its deal?

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Are you talking about Hoagie?

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Yes, Hoagie.

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What is it?

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More of a who actually than a what.

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At least that's what the legend says.

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This I gotta hear.

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[cashier] Well, so, like,
ever since I started working here,

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it's just like sitting on the shelf.

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Kind of like,
in this weird cocoon, pulsating

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and, like, kind of hibernating,
I guess, but, like,

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the word is, it was like,
found a really, really

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hell a long ass time ago.

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[cashier]
There were these, like, dirty, super

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nasty, grody ass, dirty miner guys.

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This was when people, like,
pooped in those little wooden houses.

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Like in big gross holes.

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They would wear the same clothes

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all the time,
like every day and every night.

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If you were some person
who was like a lady or a

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woman or whatever,

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you just sort of scraped beans
around in an old buckets, like...

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Or something.

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So they got their miner shovels
and stuff.

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And started doing their rock and,
like, dirt digging and stuff.

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In like a total full-on,
like, cave I guess.

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And it was like really hard.

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[steam hissing]
[squelching]

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[slime dripping]

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What the shit?

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[cashier] That's when Pork Chop,
like, one of the crusty old miner guys

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He like saw something really crazy.

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That's when he... it all started.

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I guess.

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[grunts]

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[excited laughter]

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Spicy Mike!

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Getcher ass over here!

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Hey man!

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Oh, let me look at that thing. Oh,

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[Pork Chop] Hell no.

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[Spicy Mike] Damn it Pork Chop!

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[Pork Chop] What the...

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Where'd that weird
piece of meat come from?

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[Spicy Mike] This lick-spittle Judas
won't split up that damn ostrich egg!

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[Pork Chop]
This is a thing of wonderment...

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...and a fit to be worshipped!

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[Spicy Mike] Ah to hell with that!

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Now you crack that egg
or I'll crack your skull.

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[metal thud]

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[woman] Give him hell Spicy Mike!

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[woman] Get on your feet you peckerwood!

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[woman] Don't lie there like a coward.

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[woman] Give him a punch!

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[woman] I'm gonna wear his guts
like a feather boa!

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[bone snap]

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[agonized grunt]

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[hammer click]

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[gunshot]

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[Pork Chop] Ahhh!

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[cashier] So they, like,
totally shot Pork Chop to get the egg.

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And like, Spicy Mike went full
serial killer psycho on him.

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He stabbed him like, a million times.

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- [woman] Stab him again!
- [Spicy Mike] Die!

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[woman] Give him hell Spicy Mike!
C'mon! Go give him hell!

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[cashier] Pork Chop wasn't dead.

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[Spicy Mike] Jeepers creepers!

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[cashier] Hoagie's power was,
like, calling to him.

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[grunting]
[ethereal moans]

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[flesh stretching]

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[flesh ripping]

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[grunting]

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[cashier] Then they ripped him in half.

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[Spicy Mike] He's finally dead.

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[cashier] And after that,
his dead body farted.

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Like, the butt part, I guess.
[corpse fart]

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[cashier] Pretty normal.

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[Spicy Mike] Ahhh!

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[meaty squelch]

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[Spicy Mike] Why won't you die?!

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[Pork Chop] Gaaahhhh!

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[skull splintering thud]

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[cashier] Then he was definitely dead.

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[Spicy Mike]
Now I'm gonna eat this fuckin' egg!

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[cashier] And Spicy Mike
got the egg he so desired.

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[meaty squelching]

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Oh my god!

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[cashier] And that ended up being

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Spicy Mike MacGruder

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He was, like,
the founder and the mayor of this town.

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He's, like, super famous and,
like, really important.

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So what's Hoagie then?

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[cashier]
Nobody really knows about Hoagie,

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but I guess he sort of, like,

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makes all your wishes and, like,
fantasies into reality and stuff.

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And like,

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for some people that can be like heaven,
but for other people it's...

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hell.

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Well, I think Jayden
would really like something like this.

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He's into all sorts of weird shit.

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I'll take it.

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Well, my boss said to like,

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never, ever, ever, ever sell Hoagie.

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He says that his powers
are too great and it's too dangerous.

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And, like, man is not ready
for these forces to be unleashed

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upon the world and blah,
blah, blah, blah.

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But if you were to, like, drop,
like 200 dollars out of your wallet,

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like, on this floor,
I would like totally have to go

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take a giant shit.

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[approaching footsteps]

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[heavy thud]

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[sinister music]

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[droning music]
[children celebrating]

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[confetti clattering]

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[muffled revelry]

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[scooting trash]

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[splat]

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[joystick clicking]

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[muffled game audio]

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[game narrator] Here's your next victim.

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- [game narrator] Show no mercy.
- [npc] The heck's going on in here?

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[game narrator] Now, murder him.

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What is this place?

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[game narrator] Hahaha! Nice kill!

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[joystick clicking]

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[game narrator] Yes! 50 points!

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Victory!

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[ad] That's the American man's dream.

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Hi, I'm David Michael O'Malley,

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let me show you
what David Michael O'Malley's

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real estate team has in store.

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You're gonna absolutely
love this inventory.

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I hope you packed some extra

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diapers, boys and girls,
because you are gonna shit your pants

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when you see this house.

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No thanks David Michael O'Malley,
no sale.

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[click] I've already got my dream home.

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[man] Isn't that right Jayden?

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Jayden.

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Whatever, Dad.

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[man] Alright birthday boy,

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it's time for bed.

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[ominous music]
[old parchment pages turning]

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[ethereal moans]

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[ethereal moans]
[dripping]

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[moist squelching]

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[ominous music]

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[moist squelching]

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[ghostly moan]

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[drippy squelch]

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[moaning intensifies]

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[door creaks]

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[ethereal moan]

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[penetrative squelch]
[man] Ungh!

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[grunting]

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[wet slapping and squelching]

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[ominous music intensifies]

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[grunting]

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[demonic growl]

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[explosive squishy ejection]

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00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,638
[demon growl]

256
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:32,305
[squish]

257
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:39,480
[music intensifies]

258
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:47,780
[demon growl]

259
00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:50,450
[possessed man] Hi honey.

260
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:51,284
Gaahh!

261
00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:52,492
[woman] Ahhh!

262
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:53,244
[squelch]

263
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:53,995
[woman] Ugh!

264
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:55,412
[woman] Ahhh!

265
00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:00,793
[dryer hums]

266
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:02,794
[metal clang]

267
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,377
[cap unscrews and clatters]

268
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:07,507
[chugging and splashing]

269
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,553
[Jayden] Dad?

270
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,473
Are you out here?

271
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:15,016
[gurgling]

272
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:19,639
[Jayden] What are you doing?

273
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:24,400
[possessed man] Jayden, you're mine.

274
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:25,610
[Jayden] Dad! No!

275
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:26,818
[chop]
[squelch]

276
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:32,742
[clattering head]

277
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:35,703
[ghostly Jayden] Dad! No!

278
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:40,708
[morning alarm sounding]

279
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:41,751
[man] Jayden?

280
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:43,711
[ghostly Jayden] Daddy, it's so dark.

281
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,671
Hey, Jayden.

282
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,965
[heartbeat]

283
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:49,926
[ghostly Jayden] I'm cold daddy.

284
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,636
I'm so cold.

285
00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,805
[music sting]
No!

286
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:57,183
[ghostly Jayden] Help me daddy.

287
00:16:58,601 --> 00:16:59,644
Daddy!

288
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:00,937
Why'd you kill me daddy?

289
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,396
[droning music]

290
00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:03,605
[wet thud]

291
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:04,690
[thud]

292
00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:06,192
[latching]

293
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:08,069
[chains rattling]

294
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:09,570
[steam hisses]

295
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,490
[dragging and shuffling]

296
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:14,534
[ghostly moans]

297
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:16,323
[chains clatter]
[dull thud]

298
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:17,954
[thump]

299
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,455
[digging]

300
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:27,255
[rattle]

301
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:35,721
[racking]

302
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:40,601
[moans intensify]

303
00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:42,812
[music intensifies]

304
00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:50,695
Ahhh!

305
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,697
Ahhhhhhh!

306
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,031
[blast]
[meaty squelch]

307
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:56,367
[propulsive music]

308
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:58,786
[wet squishing]
[rushing wind]

309
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:04,375
[squelching]

310
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,669
[heartbeat]

311
00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:13,467
[heartbeat]

312
00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:20,558
[meaty squishing]

313
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:28,566
[muffled pumping]

314
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:31,861
[heartbeat]

315
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:33,446
[bubbling]

316
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:35,197
[hissing vapors]

317
00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:37,074
[pumping]

318
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:38,826
[squishy rip]
[wet breathing]

319
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:43,831
[bubbling and pumping]

320
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,541
[flowing liquid]

321
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,835
[rhythmic breathing]

322
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:54,467
[music continues]

323
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:02,600
[burbling brook]

324
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,320
[chirping birds]

325
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,204
[shuffling boxes]

326
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:26,749
[children laughing]

327
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:31,796
[children] It's fun!

328
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:32,755
[laughter]

329
00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:34,632
Oh, yeah.

330
00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:44,225
[birds chirping]

331
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:52,983
[water gently pouring]

332
00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:56,362
[cat meows loudly]

333
00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:57,697
Giorgio!

334
00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:00,157
You startled me, you little brat!

335
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:01,450
Giorgio...

336
00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:02,243
[cat hissing]

337
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:03,911
[ominous music]

338
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:08,623
Yah!

339
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:09,749
Jesus Christ,

340
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:11,794
you fucking kids
scared the shit out of me.

341
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:14,255
Hi, dad.

342
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,425
I love you beautiful kids so much.

343
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:18,634
You're everything to me.

344
00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:31,188
[children giggle]

345
00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:33,079
[man] Mr. O'Malley, is that you?

346
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:34,163
Can you even hear me, bro?

347
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,985
You know I don't repeat myself.

348
00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:37,193
[Duncan] I hear you now.

349
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:39,210
I got these new Raycons,
and they're sort of tricky.

350
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:43,993
Raycons is donkey shits,
Raycons suck donkey dicks.

351
00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:46,537
Nobody on my team uses those.

352
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,344
[Duncan] Yes sir. They suck, I admit it.

353
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:48,831
They suck.

354
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:51,292
That's one of the mistakes
that Linda made.

355
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,168
[Duncan] Affirmative.

356
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:55,171
<i>Sure thing boss,
I'll shit-can these things ASAP.</i>

357
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:58,382
This butthead is way
the fuck out in the boonies.

358
00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,980
[Duncan]
This the tear-down on Blackwell Street?

359
00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:03,387
Nah. Some pencil-neck geek
named Brendan Bean.

360
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:04,221
[Duncan] That name sucks.

361
00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:05,778
[O'Malley] I know that name sucks.

362
00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:07,349
He moved like, three weeks ago.

363
00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:09,894
I'm a little bit late
bringing his shitty-ass family

364
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,396
his welcome to the neighborhood
bundt cake.

365
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:13,773
Hope it's not too dry.

366
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,733
[Duncan] Fuck yeah, dude. You rule.

367
00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:17,066
[children laughing]

368
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,276
[girl] Hey, wait up!

369
00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:19,653
[children] Whoa!

370
00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:23,574
[boy] An axe!

371
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,242
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Get it Aiden!

372
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:26,619
[metal twang]

373
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:28,078
[girl] Yeah!

374
00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:29,830
Tear it up!

375
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:30,790
[wood splinters]

376
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:31,707
[creaking lid]
[squelching]

377
00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:33,209
[children] Ewww!

378
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,544
[Aiden] It looks like a lard omelette!

379
00:21:35,753 --> 00:21:37,922
[girl] It looks like a puke sandwich!

380
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,130
[ethereal moan]

381
00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:41,759
[tires on asphalt]

382
00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:49,600
Lame fucking cake is the least
I could do for this poor boner.

383
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:50,267
[Duncan] Yes!

384
00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:52,783
[O'Malley] Doesn't even know
he moved into the splatter house.

385
00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:55,815
Made him think he got the come-up
of the century. Psyche!

386
00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:56,816
[Duncan] Oh, snap.

387
00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:59,026
You saddled this loser
with the murder house?

388
00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:01,821
[O'Malley] Last owner straight up
murderized his whole family.

389
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:04,031
Cops found his kid's head
on a silver platter.

390
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,699
[Duncan] Dude, that's awesome!

391
00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:07,785
I heard he killed his wife and shit too.

392
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,161
Lopped her all up!

393
00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:10,663
Chopped up his wife,

394
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:11,871
chopped up his kid,

395
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,499
blew his own brains out.

396
00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:14,208
That's awesome.

397
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:16,293
Don't be so goddamn cavalier!

398
00:22:16,544 --> 00:22:17,584
[Duncan] I'm really sorry.

399
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:20,311
I don't give a rat's ass
what you say on your own time!

400
00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:22,438
- [Duncan] Yeah boss...
- [O'Malley] But if you're on my team,

401
00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:23,564
you better have some respect.

402
00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:25,024
- [Duncan] Yep.
- [O'Malley] Respect for me.

403
00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:25,553
[Duncan] I do.

404
00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:27,888
[O'Malley]
And respect for dead bodies and stuff.

405
00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:29,515
[Duncan] I will. For sure.

406
00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:32,101
- Linda said the same shit, dude.
- [Duncan] Sorry.

407
00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:34,200
- You better watch your attitude.
- [Duncan] I will...

408
00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:35,326
- Alright bro.
- [Duncan] Yeah boss.

409
00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:36,730
Time to work my magic.

410
00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:38,858
Gotta suck the last dick of the day.

411
00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:40,206
[Duncan] Later, Mr. O'Malley,

412
00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:41,665
when you get back
I have all your stuff that you...

413
00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:42,735
[phone clicks off]

414
00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:45,573
[Aiden] What is this!?

415
00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:46,866
Ewww!

416
00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:47,825
[groans in disgust]

417
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,952
[Aiden] Hey, check it out.

418
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,328
[straining]
[fleshy squelch]

419
00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:52,705
[Aiden] Check it out!

420
00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:54,455
[gooey squishing]

421
00:22:55,165 --> 00:22:56,165
Cool.

422
00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:56,834
[fart]

423
00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:57,334
Ewww!

424
00:22:57,543 --> 00:22:59,670
- That fart stinks!
- [Aiden] Gross!

425
00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:02,297
[lid clatters]

426
00:23:02,423 --> 00:23:03,423
[squeaking bundt]

427
00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:08,303
[door shutting]

428
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:09,179
[door slams]
[car alarm arms]

429
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,849
Mr. O'Malley, what a pleasant surprise.

430
00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:13,350
It's always a pleasure, Brendan.

431
00:23:13,601 --> 00:23:14,643
Welcome to my house.

432
00:23:14,852 --> 00:23:15,644
My home.

433
00:23:15,853 --> 00:23:19,023
I brought you
this freshly baked bundt cake.

434
00:23:19,273 --> 00:23:20,273
Mmmmmm.

435
00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:22,151
Looks and smells divine.

436
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:23,736
A bundt for the Beans.

437
00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:25,154
Absolute divinity.

438
00:23:25,362 --> 00:23:30,034
[children laughing]
[ominous Latin chanting]

439
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:30,868
As you can see,

440
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:34,204
April and I have been hard at work
getting things settled.

441
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,999
I still can't believe this place, David.

442
00:23:37,207 --> 00:23:39,293
Can I call you David?
[phone buttons clicking]

443
00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:43,213
This yard, the fruited trees,
fully fruited.

444
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:46,425
They're swelling with fruit.
And it's all at an amazing price.

445
00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:48,844
I'm like, are you effing kidding me?

446
00:23:49,053 --> 00:23:51,055
Like, are you fucking kidding me?

447
00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:52,890
Like, what's the catch?

448
00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:55,100
But there is no catch.

449
00:23:55,309 --> 00:23:57,227
That's the catch. There is no catch.

450
00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:58,187
It's all for real.

451
00:23:58,395 --> 00:23:59,563
Right, honey?

452
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:01,231
Yeah. Brendan.
[phone dings]

453
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,901
Yeah. This house is really amazing.

454
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:05,109
[phone dings]

455
00:24:06,028 --> 00:24:06,779
[O'Malley] Uhhh, you know what?

456
00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:07,655
I got to take off.

457
00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:11,617
I recommend that you pair that bundt
with a chilled Zinfandel.

458
00:24:12,242 --> 00:24:13,722
You should do that on your new patio.

459
00:24:13,827 --> 00:24:15,704
David, I love that patio.

460
00:24:15,913 --> 00:24:18,207
Now, if you'll excuse me.

461
00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:19,458
[steps on gravel]

462
00:24:21,085 --> 00:24:22,907
[Brendan]
April and the kids are going away...

463
00:24:22,977 --> 00:24:24,297
...for the weekend to her mother.

464
00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:28,092
She really wants me to make
that woman-shed fully habitable.

465
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:31,053
By the time she gets back
from her mother's place.

466
00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:32,721
No easy task.
[truck engine starts]

467
00:24:32,930 --> 00:24:35,224
[children laughing]
[ominous Latin chanting]

468
00:24:35,432 --> 00:24:36,183
[hefty kick]

469
00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:39,186
[muted other worldy screech]

470
00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:41,146
[heavy thud]
[wet squelch]

471
00:24:41,355 --> 00:24:44,358
[children] Whoa! Let's scram!

472
00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:45,567
[slam]

473
00:24:45,776 --> 00:24:46,360
[engine roars]

474
00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:46,944
Oh, yeah.

475
00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:49,113
Duty calls, duty calls.

476
00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:51,448
[children laugh]

477
00:24:51,699 --> 00:24:52,408
[tires screech]

478
00:24:52,616 --> 00:24:53,200
[children hiss]

479
00:24:53,409 --> 00:24:54,702
Fucking crazy ass kids.

480
00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:56,704
Get the fuck out of here!
[children giggle]

481
00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:58,414
Fucking beansprouts.

482
00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:01,542
Vaya con dios, amigo.

483
00:25:02,084 --> 00:25:03,084
[truck screeches away]

484
00:25:05,963 --> 00:25:07,339
[ominous synth stab]

485
00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:17,224
[intimidating guitar twanging]

486
00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:18,892
[urine spattering on the ground]

487
00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:38,245
[footsteps on gravel]

488
00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:47,420
[engine starts]

489
00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:48,713
[door slams]

490
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,258
[engine roars]
[tires spit gravel]

491
00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:57,765
[papers shuffle]

492
00:26:02,311 --> 00:26:04,271
Make much money with your

493
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:05,898
businesses out here, sir?

494
00:26:06,106 --> 00:26:07,983
[man] I got three
of my convenience stores now.

495
00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:09,985
I got a Benny's Desert Fast Rip here,

496
00:26:10,194 --> 00:26:12,780
one out in Indio,
and another one in Hesperia.

497
00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:15,032
Working on getting a few more
off the ground.

498
00:26:16,116 --> 00:26:17,451
They're all very lucrative.

499
00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:19,787
I'll have you know,
for your information.

500
00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:22,998
[man] Before you came along
I was regrouting floors at the KFC

501
00:26:23,207 --> 00:26:24,416
for ten bucks an hour.

502
00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:26,418
You really saved my ass.

503
00:26:26,627 --> 00:26:29,254
I saw you had potential, Spragg.

504
00:26:29,463 --> 00:26:31,548
You had the makings of a Promised Man.

505
00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:33,425
I'm something of a...

506
00:26:33,634 --> 00:26:36,136
Modern day alchemist.

507
00:26:36,345 --> 00:26:40,516
I can take human excreta
like you and mold you...

508
00:26:40,724 --> 00:26:42,309
Into a warrior.

509
00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:43,685
[Spragg] Fucking A.

510
00:26:43,894 --> 00:26:45,521
You're an inspiration to the men.

511
00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:47,397
You're like a father to us.

512
00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:47,856
Damn it!

513
00:26:48,065 --> 00:26:49,399
You are my son, Spragg.

514
00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:50,984
You're all my sons.

515
00:26:51,193 --> 00:26:54,154
I made you my sons.

516
00:26:54,363 --> 00:26:56,490
You got any real kids, Mr. Piazza?

517
00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:57,741
Rugrats?

518
00:26:57,950 --> 00:26:59,785
Sperm-children? Offspring?

519
00:26:59,993 --> 00:27:01,411
Yeah. You know. Affirmative.

520
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,831
Sure I do.

521
00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:06,375
I'm not fond of the boy, though.

522
00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:09,169
[Spragg]
Well, they're a handful, you know,

523
00:27:09,378 --> 00:27:11,755
They said "just wait till
they start talking back," and...

524
00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:13,841
They weren't wrong.

525
00:27:15,425 --> 00:27:18,095
My favorite phase is when they're just

526
00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:19,888
little babies.

527
00:27:20,097 --> 00:27:24,184
My favorite phase was the jizz
coming out of my dick.

528
00:27:24,393 --> 00:27:26,562
It was all downhill from there.

529
00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:28,772
You really do have beef with this kid,
don't you?

530
00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:30,711
I cast the boy off
as soon as he failed me,

531
00:27:31,181 --> 00:27:32,609
like a fart in the wind.

532
00:27:32,818 --> 00:27:34,236
[Spragg] Failed you?

533
00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:35,821
How's that?

534
00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:38,490
He was a child of a 7 or 8 years old.

535
00:27:38,699 --> 00:27:40,492
Already a root of discord.

536
00:27:40,701 --> 00:27:42,619
We are en route to Sparks, Nevada.

537
00:27:42,870 --> 00:27:45,205
I needed gasoline
and had to take a slash.

538
00:27:45,414 --> 00:27:47,457
We stopped over at a Terrible's,
Chevron.

539
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:50,805
We emptied our bladders
in the restroom side by side,

540
00:27:50,885 --> 00:27:53,706
and some castoff chewing gum
in the urinal

541
00:27:53,776 --> 00:27:55,307
caught the boy's eye.

542
00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:58,802
He picked that thing up
and he proceeded to chew it.

543
00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:00,179
The urinal-gum?

544
00:28:00,387 --> 00:28:05,350
Chewed up, discarded,
urine-tainted, toilet gum Spragg!

545
00:28:05,559 --> 00:28:06,185
God dang.

546
00:28:06,393 --> 00:28:09,521
At that moment I knew,
I was done with the boy.

547
00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:13,483
I turned around,
brought him back to his mother's.

548
00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:16,153
I've seen neither of them
since that day.

549
00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:18,322
I guess I would have done the same.

550
00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:20,449
I would have done the same thing, boss.

551
00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:22,534
Now I have my own family.

552
00:28:22,743 --> 00:28:24,870
- Yep.
- [man] A family of warriors.

553
00:28:25,078 --> 00:28:25,579
[Spragg] Warriors.

554
00:28:25,787 --> 00:28:27,787
[man] And this country's
last chance for salvation.

555
00:28:27,873 --> 00:28:30,125
And with the magnificent
metamorphosis of my homunculus

556
00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:32,336
coming to a conclusion...

557
00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:36,215
Total victory is on the horizon.

558
00:28:38,508 --> 00:28:40,802
[music intensifies]

559
00:28:41,011 --> 00:28:42,596
[truck revs]

560
00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:53,731
[mild plop]

561
00:28:56,485 --> 00:28:58,237
[garage door jangling]

562
00:29:02,532 --> 00:29:03,532
[birdsong]

563
00:29:04,284 --> 00:29:06,083
[Aiden]
Mom, I like, really gotta take a whizzy!

564
00:29:06,153 --> 00:29:07,907
[girl] Had a hamburger for breakfast...

565
00:29:07,977 --> 00:29:09,248
[Aiden] Starlynn! Shhh!

566
00:29:09,456 --> 00:29:12,007
Well honey, I'll...
I'll have that she-shed...

567
00:29:12,077 --> 00:29:14,344
...whipped into shape
by the time you get back.

568
00:29:14,711 --> 00:29:16,213
You're leaving a house...

569
00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:18,465
You'll come back to a home.

570
00:29:18,674 --> 00:29:20,717
Don't work too hard, Brendan.

571
00:29:20,968 --> 00:29:22,135
All right.

572
00:29:22,344 --> 00:29:24,471
You and the kids have a good time
at your mother's.

573
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:25,472
[Start yon] Bye bye daddy!

574
00:29:25,681 --> 00:29:26,765
See you when you get home.

575
00:29:27,516 --> 00:29:29,977
[kids] Bye dad, love you!

576
00:29:31,061 --> 00:29:32,854
Have fun guys.
[car horn honks]

577
00:29:33,647 --> 00:29:35,524
[kids weirdly groaning]

578
00:29:38,318 --> 00:29:39,987
[ominous music]

579
00:29:40,195 --> 00:29:43,031
[Brendan] What the hell
is going on with my family van?

580
00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:46,201
[steam hissing]

581
00:29:46,410 --> 00:29:48,537
Oh, no. Smoke.

582
00:29:48,745 --> 00:29:52,165
Last time I checked,
it's not a good sign.

583
00:29:52,499 --> 00:29:53,792
[steam hissing]

584
00:29:55,711 --> 00:29:57,004
[bubbling and gurgling]

585
00:29:59,256 --> 00:30:01,383
Wow.

586
00:30:02,884 --> 00:30:03,969
[meaty squelch]

587
00:30:04,177 --> 00:30:06,096
Are you for real?

588
00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:08,307
Oh my god, this is so weird.

589
00:30:08,515 --> 00:30:09,808
[ghostly whoosh]

590
00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:15,355
[ethereal steam hiss]

591
00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:18,275
[rhythmic thumping]

592
00:30:20,027 --> 00:30:22,487
[squishing and squelching]

593
00:30:22,696 --> 00:30:25,657
[demonic growl]
[rhythmic rustling]

594
00:30:25,866 --> 00:30:28,827
[sac breaching squelch]

595
00:30:30,746 --> 00:30:33,707
[ominous Latin chanting]

596
00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:35,375
Oh my god.

597
00:30:35,584 --> 00:30:38,628
[creature groaning]
[squishy egg breaching]

598
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:40,589
[Brendan] What the fuck?

599
00:30:40,797 --> 00:30:43,091
[creature moaning]

600
00:30:43,759 --> 00:30:44,593
What are you?

601
00:30:44,801 --> 00:30:46,803
Hoag! Hoag!

602
00:30:47,054 --> 00:30:48,597
I-I can't believe this.

603
00:30:48,805 --> 00:30:50,807
- You can talk?
- [creature] Hoag! Hoag!

604
00:30:51,016 --> 00:30:53,310
Hoag!? Oh my god, he said hoag!

605
00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:54,561
Hoag, is that your name?

606
00:30:54,770 --> 00:30:56,188
Is your name hoag?

607
00:30:56,396 --> 00:30:57,397
No!

608
00:30:57,606 --> 00:30:59,524
Hoagie.

609
00:31:00,275 --> 00:31:01,610
Hoagie.

610
00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:04,321
Hi, Hoagie.

611
00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:05,529
I'm Brendan.

612
00:31:05,614 --> 00:31:06,740
Brendan Bean.

613
00:31:06,948 --> 00:31:08,533
I don't know what you are,

614
00:31:08,742 --> 00:31:11,686
I don't know where you came from,
but Hoagie,

615
00:31:11,756 --> 00:31:14,998
you are just about the strangest
little thing I've ever seen.

616
00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:17,834
Come on, let's get you someplace safe.

617
00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:19,795
Brendan.

618
00:31:21,004 --> 00:31:22,714
[Hoagie] Brendan!

619
00:31:22,923 --> 00:31:27,969
[woman] Hi, so it says here
that these pot pies have probiotics,

620
00:31:28,178 --> 00:31:29,930
and are filled with super-foods,

621
00:31:30,138 --> 00:31:33,600
But looking at the ingredients,
I just don't see how that's possible.

622
00:31:33,809 --> 00:31:38,605
So, probiotics are actually, like,
you can't really see them in the food,

623
00:31:38,814 --> 00:31:41,691
but they're there, and they,
like, cure loads of ailments,

624
00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:45,153
and super foods are like,
there's nothing, they don't like,

625
00:31:45,362 --> 00:31:46,571
Look super anything,

626
00:31:46,780 --> 00:31:49,825
But... they're full of health.

627
00:31:50,033 --> 00:31:51,033
[woman] Uh huh.

628
00:31:51,159 --> 00:31:53,870
Well, it just looks like
a normal pot pie.

629
00:31:54,121 --> 00:31:56,748
It actually looks really bad for you.

630
00:31:56,957 --> 00:32:00,085
Like, it literally says ground beef.

631
00:32:00,710 --> 00:32:03,755
Cubed beef and... meatballs

632
00:32:03,964 --> 00:32:06,758
all separately,
which doesn't even make sense.

633
00:32:06,967 --> 00:32:10,554
And what is, squirted meat product?

634
00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:14,516
So actually, it's, like,
full of ashwagandha

635
00:32:15,809 --> 00:32:19,438
green tea powder and, like, qigong

636
00:32:19,646 --> 00:32:25,318
and Reiki mushrooms and lingen
and chai berries and stuff.

637
00:32:25,652 --> 00:32:29,573
[tires on gravel]
[threatening music]

638
00:32:35,245 --> 00:32:36,245
[door slams]

639
00:32:38,248 --> 00:32:39,291
[bolt racked on firearm]

640
00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:48,008
[hurried footsteps]

641
00:32:59,561 --> 00:33:00,604
[cage door squeaks]

642
00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:04,691
[gooey squish]

643
00:33:13,033 --> 00:33:14,075
Fuckers!

644
00:33:14,284 --> 00:33:16,286
Leave!

645
00:33:17,162 --> 00:33:18,330
[male customer clears throat]

646
00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:20,540
[exit bell chimes]

647
00:33:22,709 --> 00:33:24,127
[sweeping]

648
00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:28,840
Oh hi, Benny.

649
00:33:29,049 --> 00:33:32,093
Hi my ass, you bean-brained dildo.

650
00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:35,096
Look, Benny, I'm assisting this

651
00:33:35,305 --> 00:33:39,184
very inquisitive customer,
and it's just, like, not a good time.

652
00:33:39,392 --> 00:33:41,603
Listen, hard, you fucking mutton head.

653
00:33:41,811 --> 00:33:44,356
Where is my homunculus zygote?

654
00:33:44,564 --> 00:33:47,567
Why is my Hoagie cage empty!?

655
00:33:47,984 --> 00:33:48,610
Wait, what?

656
00:33:48,818 --> 00:33:50,779
What happened to Hoagie? Oh, my...

657
00:33:50,987 --> 00:33:51,738
I can't believe it.

658
00:33:51,947 --> 00:33:54,115
Where did he... where did it go?

659
00:33:54,324 --> 00:33:55,951
That's like strange.

660
00:33:56,159 --> 00:33:59,246
You got the IQ
of a goddamn salad bar, lady.

661
00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:00,163
And you.

662
00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:03,291
Brunt! What the hell do you do all day?

663
00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:06,253
The kitchen smells like King Kong
took a fucking dump in there!

664
00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:10,131
This entire place
has the stench of dog farts and...

665
00:34:10,340 --> 00:34:11,341
Asparagus pee.

666
00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:13,510
What the hell am I paying
you jackals for?

667
00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:14,302
Dog fart.

668
00:34:14,511 --> 00:34:15,511
[Benny] Dog fart?

669
00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:17,472
That's right, dog fart.

670
00:34:17,681 --> 00:34:19,683
You ought to have your goddamn
brains counted.

671
00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:23,228
All you do is lurk around back there
with that broom like some Spanish moss

672
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:24,145
Dog fart.

673
00:34:24,354 --> 00:34:26,481
[Benny] Get back to work,
you flip pin dipshit.

674
00:34:26,690 --> 00:34:28,607
Where is the egg?
Speak, you dipshit,

675
00:34:28,677 --> 00:34:30,569
before I remove
your goddamn balls for you.

676
00:34:30,777 --> 00:34:32,279
Who is this psycho?

677
00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:33,947
[Benny] Your time is soon,

678
00:34:34,155 --> 00:34:36,950
And if you fuck with me
your time will be now.

679
00:34:37,158 --> 00:34:41,204
[Spragg] Hey Benny, this is Spragg.
We got the location secured.

680
00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:42,664
Speak, Trisha...

681
00:34:42,872 --> 00:34:44,262
Someone must have, like, stolen it.

682
00:34:44,332 --> 00:34:47,335
And that really, really sucks.

683
00:34:47,794 --> 00:34:50,255
I explicitly told you not to never,
ever sell it.

684
00:34:50,463 --> 00:34:53,842
I told you his powers were too great
and that it is too dangerous,

685
00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:55,809
And that man is not ready
for these forces...

686
00:34:55,879 --> 00:34:57,387
...to be unleashed upon the world.

687
00:34:57,804 --> 00:35:01,558
Do you realize that through
your stupidity and puerile greed,

688
00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:04,644
you have compromised the mission
of the Promised Men,

689
00:35:04,853 --> 00:35:08,732
and that has put my destiny as the ruler
of this nation into jeopardy.

690
00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:10,692
Now get the fuck out of my sight!

691
00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:12,444
You two get the fuck out of here!

692
00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:15,822
Your homunculus.

693
00:35:16,031 --> 00:35:18,199
He's not in the cage.

694
00:35:18,408 --> 00:35:20,744
I got to gather some intel
the old fashioned way.

695
00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:22,829
[Spragg] Hoagie, he's missing.

696
00:35:23,038 --> 00:35:25,832
I gotta ask the ancient ones.

697
00:35:26,041 --> 00:35:28,001
[ominous guitar twangs]

698
00:35:28,209 --> 00:35:29,753
I'm tapping the source.

699
00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:32,881
[Hoagie moaning]
[water spraying]

700
00:35:33,089 --> 00:35:35,467
Cold! Cold!

701
00:35:36,384 --> 00:35:39,220
Cold. Yeah, I bet you're cold.

702
00:35:39,429 --> 00:35:41,264
Let's get you warmed up, bud.

703
00:35:41,473 --> 00:35:43,516
[Hoagie whimpering]

704
00:35:46,561 --> 00:35:49,648
Gosh, you sure are something.

705
00:35:51,733 --> 00:35:53,693
Hey, cool!

706
00:35:56,529 --> 00:35:58,365
[Brendan] You can do whatever I can do.

707
00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:00,784
You're pretty smart my friend.

708
00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:03,078
Wait till April and the kids
get a load of you.

709
00:36:03,286 --> 00:36:05,205
They'll shit their Drains out!

710
00:36:05,413 --> 00:36:06,873
- April.
- Oh no!

711
00:36:07,082 --> 00:36:08,625
April.

712
00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:10,377
What is it, Brendan?

713
00:36:10,585 --> 00:36:13,630
I promised April
I'd finish her new she-shed.

714
00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:14,838
We just had a fight

715
00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:18,593
about how I never follow through
with my chores around the new house.

716
00:36:18,802 --> 00:36:20,136
Take a look at this place.

717
00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:22,055
Does this look like a she-shed to you?

718
00:36:22,263 --> 00:36:22,889
[Hoagie] Shed.

719
00:36:23,098 --> 00:36:24,724
More like a turkey shed.

720
00:36:24,933 --> 00:36:26,851
With all the excitement of finding you,

721
00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:28,937
I just completely forgot.

722
00:36:29,145 --> 00:36:31,314
[Hoagie chanting strangely]
[mystical music]

723
00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:34,150
Brendan, you really dropped
the ball on this one.

724
00:36:34,359 --> 00:36:35,151
[Hoagie chanting strangely]

725
00:36:35,402 --> 00:36:39,114
[Brendan] Oh I shat the bed this time.
Honey's gonna be pissed.

726
00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:42,867
Oh, Brendan,
you really pulled a boner this time.

727
00:36:43,743 --> 00:36:45,787
Hoagie, what are you doing?

728
00:36:45,995 --> 00:36:47,872
[magical sprinkles]

729
00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:50,125
[Hoagie chanting]

730
00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:52,168
[Hoagie chanting]
[supernatural zooms]

731
00:36:52,419 --> 00:36:54,295
[mystifying explosions]

732
00:36:54,963 --> 00:36:55,755
[Brandon] Oh my god,

733
00:36:55,964 --> 00:36:57,173
look at all this stuff!

734
00:36:57,382 --> 00:36:59,050
Look at all these great things!

735
00:37:00,343 --> 00:37:03,054
[Hoagie] Beans gather here.

736
00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:07,267
[Brendan] Hoagie, this place
looks utterly fucking amazing!

737
00:37:07,767 --> 00:37:09,352
April's gonna love it.

738
00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:11,271
She's gonna shit when she sees it.

739
00:37:11,479 --> 00:37:12,689
[Hoagie grunting]

740
00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:15,233
[magical fart]
[descending fairy dust]

741
00:37:15,984 --> 00:37:17,444
[extra-dimensional whoosh]

742
00:37:17,652 --> 00:37:19,904
[spinning pizza]
[electrical buzzing]

743
00:37:20,113 --> 00:37:21,823
[Brendan] Whoa! Is that pizza!?

744
00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:25,368
[whooshing intensifies]

745
00:37:25,577 --> 00:37:27,078
[metallic clangs]

746
00:37:27,287 --> 00:37:29,080
[steam hiss]

747
00:37:30,331 --> 00:37:31,332
[squish]

748
00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:35,420
- [Brendan] Pizza!?
- [Hoagie] More! More food!

749
00:37:35,628 --> 00:37:36,755
[Brendan] More food!?

750
00:37:36,963 --> 00:37:38,882
Houston, we have contact!

751
00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:40,300
He likes food, people!

752
00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:41,508
[Hoagie] Foooooo...

753
00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:45,597
[ominous music]

754
00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:55,106
Watch the perimeter.

755
00:37:55,315 --> 00:37:57,358
You've got my six.

756
00:38:05,241 --> 00:38:06,951
[crunchy bite]

757
00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:10,079
[chunky spit]

758
00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:12,040
[Spragg] Mr. Piazza!

759
00:38:12,248 --> 00:38:12,957
This apple,

760
00:38:13,166 --> 00:38:14,793
This apple is donkey shits,

761
00:38:15,001 --> 00:38:17,337
and it sucks donkey dicks, sir!

762
00:38:21,508 --> 00:38:24,219
[Spragg] You need... You good in there?

763
00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:27,055
[ominous guitar]

764
00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:31,142
I hate this part.

765
00:38:51,788 --> 00:38:53,373
Time to lube up Benny.
[squirt]

766
00:38:53,581 --> 00:38:55,124
This is game day.

767
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:57,043
This is why we train.

768
00:38:57,502 --> 00:39:00,046
This is why we train.

769
00:39:00,547 --> 00:39:02,715
Oh yeah!

770
00:39:03,716 --> 00:39:06,594
This is why we train! This is why.

771
00:39:06,803 --> 00:39:07,387
Ohhhhh

772
00:39:07,595 --> 00:39:09,264
Tapping the source.

773
00:39:09,472 --> 00:39:10,974
Ahhhhhh!

774
00:39:11,224 --> 00:39:12,892
That is the way!

775
00:39:13,101 --> 00:39:14,143
[sucking in breath]

776
00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:16,980
[creaking door]

777
00:39:21,317 --> 00:39:24,320
[gust of wind]

778
00:39:30,326 --> 00:39:32,912
[fleshy vibrations]

779
00:39:37,917 --> 00:39:39,627
[gooey squish]

780
00:39:40,628 --> 00:39:43,631
[viscous dripping]
[heavy squelch]

781
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:46,843
[ecstatic supernatural moans]

782
00:39:49,512 --> 00:39:52,181
[squishy movement]

783
00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:55,685
[moaning]

784
00:40:00,815 --> 00:40:02,525
[squelching]

785
00:40:08,865 --> 00:40:10,575
[ominous music continues]

786
00:40:16,873 --> 00:40:21,961
[ecstatic moans]

787
00:40:22,170 --> 00:40:24,172
[gooey squelching]

788
00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:29,469
[rubbery movement]

789
00:40:33,973 --> 00:40:35,683
[meaty entry]

790
00:40:51,866 --> 00:40:53,910
[gentle caresses]

791
00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:04,337
[gentle heartbeat]

792
00:41:10,385 --> 00:41:12,095
[heavy squelch]

793
00:41:15,390 --> 00:41:17,100
[squish]

794
00:41:34,659 --> 00:41:35,659
[footsteps on gravel]

795
00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:37,453
[whoosh]

796
00:41:37,662 --> 00:41:39,539
[Brendan] Hi Hoagie.

797
00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:42,625
I don't know what you are.

798
00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:46,337
I don't know where you came from.

799
00:41:47,547 --> 00:41:49,257
[music intensifies]

800
00:41:51,592 --> 00:41:52,844
[whoosh]

801
00:41:53,052 --> 00:41:54,303
[juicy squelching]

802
00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:55,013
[Brendan] I'm Brendan.

803
00:41:55,221 --> 00:41:56,723
Brendan Bean.

804
00:41:58,433 --> 00:41:59,433
Towel.

805
00:41:59,684 --> 00:42:02,103
I need to replenish my endocrine system.

806
00:42:02,478 --> 00:42:03,730
I need some lipids.

807
00:42:04,647 --> 00:42:06,065
Amino acids!

808
00:42:06,274 --> 00:42:07,650
So you, uh?

809
00:42:07,859 --> 00:42:10,486
You locate the asset, the ah,

810
00:42:10,695 --> 00:42:12,905
homunculus thing?

811
00:42:14,115 --> 00:42:15,992
Find me this Brendan Bean!

812
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:17,285
Brendan Bean.

813
00:42:17,493 --> 00:42:19,717
- Mobilize the Promised Men.
- [Spragg] Dude, that name sucks.

814
00:42:19,787 --> 00:42:21,469
All right,
so do you want me to get all the dudes?

815
00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:23,624
All the dudes!

816
00:42:23,833 --> 00:42:24,333
Ahhhhh!

817
00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:25,542
[mellow music]

818
00:42:25,668 --> 00:42:26,668
[Hoagie] More food!

819
00:42:27,795 --> 00:42:28,795
Ah!

820
00:42:29,255 --> 00:42:31,340
Well, I figure,

821
00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:33,342
you must be hungry.

822
00:42:35,511 --> 00:42:37,221
The key to a good sandwich, Hoagie,

823
00:42:37,430 --> 00:42:39,015
is the mustard.

824
00:42:39,223 --> 00:42:40,349
Sandwich!

825
00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:42,810
I'm a mild Dijon kinda guy.

826
00:42:43,019 --> 00:42:44,103
Love the tang,

827
00:42:44,312 --> 00:42:45,354
hate the spice.

828
00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:46,563
Tang!

829
00:42:46,773 --> 00:42:48,274
That's right Hoagie, tang!

830
00:42:48,483 --> 00:42:49,650
Tang!

831
00:42:51,235 --> 00:42:53,404
[Brendan]
It's got a nice little tang to it.

832
00:42:53,613 --> 00:42:54,447
You like that?

833
00:42:54,655 --> 00:42:56,449
Wait' ll you try this.

834
00:42:56,657 --> 00:42:59,786
[Music shifts to upbeat pop]
♪ When you feel that rhythm ♪

835
00:42:59,994 --> 00:43:03,081
♪ And the feeling's right ♪

836
00:43:03,289 --> 00:43:06,000
♪ Got a love that your givin' ♪

837
00:43:06,209 --> 00:43:10,046
♪ And a chance to be alive ♪

838
00:43:10,254 --> 00:43:13,049
♪ With your feet and the rhythm ♪

839
00:43:13,257 --> 00:43:16,052
♪ And the rhythm high ♪

840
00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:19,639
♪ Got to love that your livin' ♪

841
00:43:19,747 --> 00:43:23,768
- Ow!
- ♪ Cause I'm dancin' on the sky! ♪

842
00:43:25,353 --> 00:43:27,772
♪ Wide open blue ♪

843
00:43:27,980 --> 00:43:30,983
♪ We can fly! ♪

844
00:43:31,317 --> 00:43:34,320
♪ When it's me and it's you ♪

845
00:43:34,946 --> 00:43:37,532
♪ It's fun to do ♪

846
00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:40,910
♪ These things with you ♪

847
00:43:41,494 --> 00:43:44,497
♪ You're number one ♪

848
00:43:44,914 --> 00:43:47,875
♪ It's so much fun ♪

849
00:43:48,167 --> 00:43:51,170
♪ I love to see ♪

850
00:43:51,504 --> 00:43:54,507
♪ The world with thee ♪

851
00:43:54,757 --> 00:43:57,468
♪ We're far from done ♪

852
00:43:57,677 --> 00:44:02,431
♪ Cause it's so much
goddamn fuckin' fun! ♪

853
00:44:02,807 --> 00:44:05,893
♪ Oh the look that you're givin' ♪

854
00:44:06,102 --> 00:44:08,855
♪ Dancin' in your eye! ♪

855
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:12,483
♪ Got a feelin' like forever ♪

856
00:44:12,817 --> 00:44:17,029
♪ We are gonna be alive! ♪

857
00:44:17,947 --> 00:44:20,908
♪ They won't bring us down ♪

858
00:44:21,117 --> 00:44:24,120
♪ We can fly ♪

859
00:44:24,370 --> 00:44:27,623
♪ And I'll be your clown ♪

860
00:44:27,874 --> 00:44:30,668
♪ It's fun to do ♪

861
00:44:31,252 --> 00:44:34,297
♪ Fun things with you ♪

862
00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:37,508
♪ You're number one ♪

863
00:44:37,842 --> 00:44:40,928
♪ It's so much fun ♪

864
00:44:41,137 --> 00:44:43,973
♪ I love to see ♪

865
00:44:44,182 --> 00:44:47,185
♪ The world with thee ♪

866
00:44:47,393 --> 00:44:50,396
♪ We're far from done ♪

867
00:44:50,605 --> 00:44:54,650
♪ Because it's so much
goddamn fuckin'... ♪

868
00:44:54,859 --> 00:44:57,778
[harmonica solo]

869
00:45:02,325 --> 00:45:03,451
[splash]

870
00:45:08,206 --> 00:45:09,916
[wheels rolling]

871
00:45:14,420 --> 00:45:15,880
[music box]

872
00:45:16,088 --> 00:45:17,798
[enamored grunts]

873
00:45:19,634 --> 00:45:20,968
[machinery operating]

874
00:45:21,177 --> 00:45:23,554
♪ It's fun to do ♪

875
00:45:23,763 --> 00:45:26,432
♪ Fun things with you ♪

876
00:45:26,641 --> 00:45:30,561
♪ You're number one ♪

877
00:45:30,770 --> 00:45:33,105
♪ it's so much fun ♪

878
00:45:33,314 --> 00:45:37,026
[radio] ♪ I love to see ♪

879
00:45:37,443 --> 00:45:40,154
♪ The world with thee ♪

880
00:45:40,363 --> 00:45:42,073
[ominous guitar twangs]

881
00:45:42,949 --> 00:45:44,659
[phone dialing]

882
00:45:44,992 --> 00:45:46,702
[phone ringing]

883
00:45:47,370 --> 00:45:47,787
Hello.

884
00:45:47,995 --> 00:45:49,664
[Brendan] Davidson Dugan?

885
00:45:49,872 --> 00:45:51,207
It's Brendan Bean.

886
00:45:51,415 --> 00:45:52,166
Ah, Brendan.

887
00:45:52,375 --> 00:45:53,472
To what do I owe the pleasure?

888
00:45:53,542 --> 00:45:55,962
[Brendan] Hoagie!
Don't make a mess over there.

889
00:45:56,170 --> 00:45:57,226
[ranch dressing squirting]
[Brendan] Hoagie?

890
00:45:57,296 --> 00:45:59,882
Haven't you had enough ranch?

891
00:46:00,091 --> 00:46:01,425
Brendan, is everything okay?

892
00:46:01,634 --> 00:46:05,263
Hoagie, you can't just eat the hot dog.
[slurping and munching]

893
00:46:05,471 --> 00:46:06,631
You gotta have the bun.
[burp]

894
00:46:06,722 --> 00:46:08,307
That's what's got all the nutrients.

895
00:46:08,516 --> 00:46:09,809
It's an enriched bun.

896
00:46:10,017 --> 00:46:12,311
It's for your growth
and your development, Hoagie.

897
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:13,312
Hoagie!?

898
00:46:13,521 --> 00:46:16,274
Brendan, what in god's name
is going on over there?

899
00:46:16,482 --> 00:46:17,955
I'm gonna be blunt with you, Davidson.

900
00:46:18,025 --> 00:46:18,859
[Hoagie] Fooood!

901
00:46:19,068 --> 00:46:20,695
[Brendan] I found something.

902
00:46:20,945 --> 00:46:21,654
[clutching]

903
00:46:21,862 --> 00:46:24,522
And I think you're the only one
that I know...

904
00:46:24,592 --> 00:46:26,158
...that can shine some light on this.

905
00:46:26,409 --> 00:46:29,036
<i>Brendan, I'm a simple
mammalogist for cryin' out loud.</i>

906
00:46:29,245 --> 00:46:30,413
I study animals.

907
00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:33,291
Are you telling me
you found some sort of...

908
00:46:33,499 --> 00:46:33,874
[munching]

909
00:46:34,083 --> 00:46:34,917
Animal?

910
00:46:35,126 --> 00:46:37,420
[Brendan]
I don't know what I found, Davidson.

911
00:46:38,004 --> 00:46:40,186
I think I need you to see this.
[munching and crunching]

912
00:46:40,256 --> 00:46:40,840
Brendan,

913
00:46:41,048 --> 00:46:42,216
I'm your friend from college.

914
00:46:42,425 --> 00:46:43,522
Of course I'll help you out.

915
00:46:43,592 --> 00:46:45,094
My door is always open.

916
00:46:45,303 --> 00:46:46,303
Thank you, Davidson.

917
00:46:46,470 --> 00:46:48,264
I knew I could count on you.

918
00:46:48,472 --> 00:46:49,672
You're a great college friend.

919
00:46:49,849 --> 00:46:50,849
[Hoagie] Food.

920
00:46:52,476 --> 00:46:53,602
All right, Hoagie.

921
00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:55,493
Looks like we're going
on a little road trip.

922
00:46:55,563 --> 00:46:56,563
[Hoagie burps]

923
00:46:58,107 --> 00:46:58,733
[Hoagie making strange noises]

924
00:46:58,941 --> 00:47:01,944
[montage song plays on the radio]

925
00:47:03,654 --> 00:47:05,072
[Hoagie] Scooter!

926
00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:08,034
How ya doin' back there, Hoagie?

927
00:47:08,409 --> 00:47:09,994
Good Brendan.

928
00:47:10,202 --> 00:47:12,079
Where are we going?

929
00:47:12,538 --> 00:47:14,623
We're going to see
a very old friend of mine.

930
00:47:14,832 --> 00:47:15,916
I'm taking you to meet him.

931
00:47:17,501 --> 00:47:19,337
Friend?

932
00:47:19,754 --> 00:47:21,047
Friend?

933
00:47:21,756 --> 00:47:24,050
You know,
two people that know each other.

934
00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:26,093
Care about each other.

935
00:47:26,302 --> 00:47:28,304
Kind of like you and me, Hoagie.

936
00:47:28,512 --> 00:47:30,556
We're friends.

937
00:47:30,765 --> 00:47:32,892
Friend.

938
00:47:33,809 --> 00:47:35,394
[Montage song dominates the soundtrack]

939
00:47:35,603 --> 00:47:38,314
♪ It's fun to do ♪

940
00:47:38,522 --> 00:47:41,734
♪ Fun things with you ♪

941
00:47:41,942 --> 00:47:45,446
♪ You're number one ♪

942
00:47:45,654 --> 00:47:48,783
♪ It's so much fun ♪

943
00:47:48,991 --> 00:47:51,702
♪ I love to see ♪

944
00:47:51,911 --> 00:47:55,289
♪ The world with thee ♪

945
00:47:55,498 --> 00:47:57,833
♪ We're far from done ♪

946
00:47:58,084 --> 00:48:03,005
♪ Because it's so much
goddamn fucking fun ♪

947
00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:04,548
[Hoagie muttering]

948
00:48:06,842 --> 00:48:08,302
Fruit.

949
00:48:08,511 --> 00:48:11,222
It's good for your brain development.

950
00:48:11,430 --> 00:48:15,476
Hoagie, you're going to take a bite
of this and you're going to love it.

951
00:48:15,851 --> 00:48:17,186
It's called a banana.

952
00:48:17,395 --> 00:48:18,145
[Hoagie] Banana.

953
00:48:18,354 --> 00:48:20,398
No, no.

954
00:48:20,606 --> 00:48:23,150
Please eat the banana Hoagie.

955
00:48:23,359 --> 00:48:25,319
Fruit is good
for your brain development.

956
00:48:25,528 --> 00:48:26,612
See, it's good!

957
00:48:26,821 --> 00:48:28,280
[Hoagie groaning]

958
00:48:28,489 --> 00:48:29,115
[Brendan] Fruit is good!

959
00:48:29,323 --> 00:48:31,158
It's good for you! It's good!

960
00:48:31,367 --> 00:48:33,174
There you go. It's fruit.
[mushing and squishing]

961
00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:34,829
Fruit is good for you Hoagie.

962
00:48:35,121 --> 00:48:36,872
[charming sedate music]

963
00:48:37,164 --> 00:48:39,166
[squeaking pram]

964
00:48:45,714 --> 00:48:47,258
Here's the place Hoagie.

965
00:48:47,466 --> 00:48:50,803
I present the residence
of Dr. Davidson Dugan.

966
00:48:51,011 --> 00:48:52,680
Wow!

967
00:48:52,888 --> 00:48:54,723
Davidson.

968
00:48:56,976 --> 00:48:58,018
Brendan Bean.

969
00:48:58,227 --> 00:49:00,062
Davidson Dugan.

970
00:49:00,271 --> 00:49:01,522
[Brendan laughs]

971
00:49:01,730 --> 00:49:04,358
[synchronized grunting]

972
00:49:04,567 --> 00:49:07,570
[simultaneously]
You should see the other guy!

973
00:49:08,070 --> 00:49:09,488
Brendan Bean, it's been ages.

974
00:49:09,697 --> 00:49:10,697
How the hell are you?

975
00:49:10,781 --> 00:49:11,781
Very well Mr...

976
00:49:11,866 --> 00:49:14,243
Or should I say, Dr. Davidson?

977
00:49:14,452 --> 00:49:15,925
It's so good to see you,
but I've got to tell you,

978
00:49:15,995 --> 00:49:18,814
I'm curious as hell to figure out
what that frantic phone call was...

979
00:49:18,884 --> 00:49:19,895
Argh!

980
00:49:20,499 --> 00:49:22,001
[vigorous fecal eruptions]

981
00:49:22,543 --> 00:49:23,543
[liquid excretions]

982
00:49:23,878 --> 00:49:24,878
[continued squelching]

983
00:49:25,337 --> 00:49:26,630
No fruit!

984
00:49:26,839 --> 00:49:27,839
[shattering]

985
00:49:28,090 --> 00:49:30,551
Hi, Davidson.
[final exclamative fart]

986
00:49:31,051 --> 00:49:33,220
It knows my name.

987
00:49:33,429 --> 00:49:35,848
Dr. Davidson Dugan,

988
00:49:36,056 --> 00:49:38,309
I'd like to introduce you to Hoagie.

989
00:49:38,517 --> 00:49:39,185
Brendan,

990
00:49:39,393 --> 00:49:41,020
It's amazing.

991
00:49:41,228 --> 00:49:42,563
Davidson.

992
00:49:42,771 --> 00:49:44,815
Absolutely fascinating.

993
00:49:45,024 --> 00:49:45,649
Come.

994
00:49:45,858 --> 00:49:47,276
Both of you, come inside.

995
00:49:47,485 --> 00:49:47,943
[dripping]

996
00:49:48,194 --> 00:49:51,780
The back of your family's van
with no explanation whatsoever?

997
00:49:51,989 --> 00:49:54,617
I'm just a simple
speech language pathologist.

998
00:49:54,825 --> 00:49:56,311
I work with children,

999
00:49:56,481 --> 00:49:58,621
gooey little goblins
are not in my purview.

1000
00:49:58,829 --> 00:49:59,872
Goblins?

1001
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,249
It's not like he came
with an instruction manual.

1002
00:50:02,458 --> 00:50:04,437
- [Davidson] Let's get a look.
- Whoa, hey!

1003
00:50:04,507 --> 00:50:05,641
[woman] That's an interesting specimen.

1004
00:50:05,711 --> 00:50:08,923
Wow. Claire Sinclair-Dugan.
In the flesh!

1005
00:50:09,131 --> 00:50:10,841
Long time no see.

1006
00:50:11,050 --> 00:50:13,052
[together] You should see the other guy!

1007
00:50:13,260 --> 00:50:15,721
[Claire] B.B., you son of a bitch.

1008
00:50:15,930 --> 00:50:18,516
I haven't seen you since I got hitched
to this bag of bones.

1009
00:50:18,724 --> 00:50:20,111
[Brendan] What the crap have you
been doing with yourself,

1010
00:50:20,181 --> 00:50:21,532
you old sack of shit?

1011
00:50:21,602 --> 00:50:23,979
Same shit, different day,
you lanky shitty bitch.

1012
00:50:24,230 --> 00:50:24,980
Language, please.

1013
00:50:25,189 --> 00:50:27,733
[Claire] You're looking
at the Aleister Crowley endowed chair

1014
00:50:27,942 --> 00:50:29,401
of interdisciplinary occultism.

1015
00:50:29,610 --> 00:50:30,152
Impressive.

1016
00:50:30,361 --> 00:50:31,792
[Claire]
It's not all it's cracked up to be.

1017
00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:33,404
I can only accept
a couple of grad students.

1018
00:50:33,474 --> 00:50:34,503
[Brendan] Oh, bummer.

1019
00:50:34,573 --> 00:50:36,575
My travel funding's been slashed.

1020
00:50:36,784 --> 00:50:36,992
Bummer.

1021
00:50:37,243 --> 00:50:39,370
[Claire] I go to one conference a year,
if I'm lucky.

1022
00:50:39,578 --> 00:50:40,329
[Brendan] I'm sorry to hear that.

1023
00:50:40,538 --> 00:50:43,499
The field is clogged
by these parapsychologist dildos

1024
00:50:43,707 --> 00:50:45,584
looking for a reality TV show.

1025
00:50:45,793 --> 00:50:47,836
Dildos you say?
That sounds fascinating.

1026
00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:50,285
- Don't worry Hoagie, I won't hurt you.
- [Hoagie] Dildo!

1027
00:50:50,464 --> 00:50:51,465
[Hoagie] No! Oww!

1028
00:50:51,674 --> 00:50:52,674
[Brendan] The occult?

1029
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:56,762
That's like demons, witchcraft, goblins?

1030
00:50:56,971 --> 00:50:59,640
[Claire]
In the simplest of layman's terms, yes.

1031
00:50:59,848 --> 00:51:02,643
But you don't think Hoagie
has anything to do with that occult

1032
00:51:02,851 --> 00:51:03,936
evil stuff, right?

1033
00:51:04,144 --> 00:51:07,982
Let's see what Davidson's findings yield
before we jump to any rash conclusions.

1034
00:51:08,190 --> 00:51:08,566
All right now,

1035
00:51:08,774 --> 00:51:11,026
this might be a little bit cold.

1036
00:51:11,235 --> 00:51:13,237
[Hoagie] Uh! Oww! Oww!

1037
00:51:13,445 --> 00:51:13,737
Cold!

1038
00:51:13,946 --> 00:51:15,586
Sorry about that, buddy.
You're being so good.

1039
00:51:15,656 --> 00:51:16,656
[Hoagie] Noo!

1040
00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:18,214
[Brendan]
Hoagie's gotta be some kind of,

1041
00:51:18,284 --> 00:51:21,453
an animal, like a,
highly intelligent sloth.

1042
00:51:21,662 --> 00:51:23,219
Some kind of slow loris?
[beeping thermometer]

1043
00:51:23,289 --> 00:51:25,165
[Hoagie] Uhhhh...

1044
00:51:25,374 --> 00:51:26,584
Absolutely fascinating.

1045
00:51:26,792 --> 00:51:29,211
Hearing Hoagie speak for the first time.

1046
00:51:29,420 --> 00:51:30,909
It's like I was Liam Neeson...

1047
00:51:30,979 --> 00:51:33,257
...and he was Jodie Foster
in the movie Nell.

1048
00:51:33,465 --> 00:51:34,049
[Hoagie] Nell!

1049
00:51:34,258 --> 00:51:36,302
You should have seen the way
his language took off!

1050
00:51:36,510 --> 00:51:38,904
He was hurdling
over developmental milestone...

1051
00:51:38,974 --> 00:51:42,850
...after developmental milestone
like they were fucking breadcrumbs!

1052
00:51:43,058 --> 00:51:46,312
The taxonomy of this being
absolutely confounds me.

1053
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:48,188
I don't know where to start.

1054
00:51:48,397 --> 00:51:50,691
Davidson, we're old college friends,

1055
00:51:50,899 --> 00:51:52,693
How 'bout you start
by telling me the truth?

1056
00:51:52,901 --> 00:51:54,708
I'll do my best.
It's like nothing I've ever seen.

1057
00:51:54,778 --> 00:51:57,364
Some features are mammalian,
others are reptilian,

1058
00:51:57,573 --> 00:52:00,034
And yet others
still downright other worldy.

1059
00:52:00,242 --> 00:52:01,327
I can say without a doubt

1060
00:52:01,535 --> 00:52:03,700
that this creature, this Hoagie,

1061
00:52:03,770 --> 00:52:05,664
does not exist
within the known fossil record.

1062
00:52:05,873 --> 00:52:08,042
What exactly are you telling us,
Davidson?

1063
00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:10,544
Brendan, I think there's some people
whom you should meet.

1064
00:52:10,753 --> 00:52:11,753
[mysterious electronic a]

1065
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:14,006
[computer voice] Access granted.

1066
00:52:14,590 --> 00:52:17,273
Brendan, you just happened to arrive
on the day of our annual symposium.

1067
00:52:17,343 --> 00:52:20,971
An assemblage of the brightest minds
in the intersecting fields of mammalogy,

1068
00:52:21,180 --> 00:52:24,475
cryptozoology and the occult.

1069
00:52:24,683 --> 00:52:26,018
[servos and beeping machinery]

1070
00:52:26,226 --> 00:52:27,546
Let me introduce you to the team.

1071
00:52:27,645 --> 00:52:28,729
And let me warn you,

1072
00:52:28,937 --> 00:52:31,398
they're an idiosyncratic
and charming group of misfits

1073
00:52:31,607 --> 00:52:33,609
united by a shared, obscure passion.

1074
00:52:33,817 --> 00:52:34,985
Meet C.J.

1075
00:52:35,194 --> 00:52:37,905
Her field work in the distribution
of supposedly extinct

1076
00:52:38,113 --> 00:52:42,785
hominid sightings is required reading
for any self-respecting cryptozoologist.

1077
00:52:42,993 --> 00:52:44,495
[C.J.] Gun to your head, Van Halen,

1078
00:52:44,703 --> 00:52:45,537
or Van Hagar?

1079
00:52:45,746 --> 00:52:46,830
I gotta say C.J.

1080
00:52:47,039 --> 00:52:51,001
I prefer my rock with a little bit
of that authentic down home soul.

1081
00:52:51,210 --> 00:52:53,003
Bruce Hornsby, Steve Winwood,

1082
00:52:53,212 --> 00:52:57,049
Christopher Cross, Chuck Mangione,
Kenny Wayne Shepherd...

1083
00:52:57,257 --> 00:52:59,468
I can vouch for this guy C.J.
He's pretty cool.

1084
00:52:59,677 --> 00:53:02,715
Xavier Moncrief,
a theoretical zoologist,

1085
00:53:02,885 --> 00:53:04,515
who has become somewhat of a celebrity.

1086
00:53:04,723 --> 00:53:05,974
Wow, celebrity.

1087
00:53:06,183 --> 00:53:10,729
[Davidson] And vocal proponent
of his own infamous empath theory.

1088
00:53:11,605 --> 00:53:13,899
I sense urgency.

1089
00:53:14,108 --> 00:53:16,360
A newly discovered friend.

1090
00:53:16,568 --> 00:53:17,568
You're here for our help.

1091
00:53:17,736 --> 00:53:19,321
Xavier, that's amazing.

1092
00:53:19,530 --> 00:53:20,322
How did you know all that?

1093
00:53:20,531 --> 00:53:24,326
[Xavier] It's the empath theory.
Some humans and animals subconsciously

1094
00:53:24,535 --> 00:53:26,578
reflect the emotions
of those around them.

1095
00:53:26,787 --> 00:53:28,427
Don't get him started
on his bat shit theory.

1096
00:53:28,497 --> 00:53:31,834
These two sometimes forget that
I'm a distinctive individual

1097
00:53:32,042 --> 00:53:34,461
who doesn't mince words
or play by the rules.

1098
00:53:34,670 --> 00:53:35,421
Fantastic.

1099
00:53:35,629 --> 00:53:37,047
Joey Linkowski.

1100
00:53:37,256 --> 00:53:40,718
Just call me Link.
You know I prefer my hacker name.

1101
00:53:40,926 --> 00:53:43,512
Just so happens this kid
with a knack for the hack,

1102
00:53:43,721 --> 00:53:46,890
is also the world expert
in animal cyber appendages.

1103
00:53:47,391 --> 00:53:48,934
Admirable stuff.

1104
00:53:49,143 --> 00:53:50,519
What's up? I'm Link.

1105
00:53:50,728 --> 00:53:51,478
[Brendan] Hello, Links.

1106
00:53:51,687 --> 00:53:53,939
So would you say you're a hacker?

1107
00:53:54,148 --> 00:53:55,607
Basically a hacker.

1108
00:53:55,816 --> 00:53:58,318
And, who are those two guys over there?

1109
00:53:58,527 --> 00:54:01,530
Don't ask, they're total fucking losers.

1110
00:54:01,780 --> 00:54:04,116
They'll pretty much never
be a part of our symposium.

1111
00:54:06,034 --> 00:54:08,328
Why don't you show them
what you brought us, Brendan?

1112
00:54:08,537 --> 00:54:11,081
[Hoagie gurgling]
[pram rattling]

1113
00:54:11,290 --> 00:54:12,708
[Xavier] Very cool.

1114
00:54:12,916 --> 00:54:15,919
- [Hoagie] Oh yeah!
- Everyone, meet Hoagie.

1115
00:54:16,253 --> 00:54:19,256
[mysterious and badass electronic a]

1116
00:54:22,050 --> 00:54:24,887
[Brendan]
These guys didn't waste any time.

1117
00:54:25,095 --> 00:54:26,388
They got right to work.

1118
00:54:26,597 --> 00:54:31,477
Using all of their skills of science,
observation and technology.

1119
00:54:31,685 --> 00:54:33,604
Even computers.
[typing and electronic noises]

1120
00:54:35,522 --> 00:54:38,358
Hoagie wasn't always thrilled.
[fleshy ripping]

1121
00:54:38,567 --> 00:54:42,196
After all, they pricked,
prodded, and probed him,

1122
00:54:42,946 --> 00:54:46,408
In the end there wasn't
a fold of flesh left unturned,

1123
00:54:47,201 --> 00:54:50,204
nor an orifice left un-fingered.
[Hoagie moaning in pain]

1124
00:54:50,412 --> 00:54:52,956
But you couldn't argue with the results.

1125
00:54:53,165 --> 00:54:56,460
Terrific, scientific results.
[assorted digi blips and beeps]

1126
00:55:00,881 --> 00:55:02,341
[servos and robotic noises]

1127
00:55:03,842 --> 00:55:04,842
[harsh glitch]

1128
00:55:05,219 --> 00:55:08,764
[ominous guitar and synth]

1129
00:55:16,021 --> 00:55:18,732
[muffled gunshots]

1130
00:55:20,776 --> 00:55:22,611
[fluttering]

1131
00:55:27,616 --> 00:55:29,451
[engine running]

1132
00:55:30,452 --> 00:55:33,622
[radio] Clearance at Gate 1.

1133
00:55:33,997 --> 00:55:35,833
[electric gate]

1134
00:55:37,209 --> 00:55:39,086
[muted gunshots]
[dog barks]

1135
00:55:39,294 --> 00:55:44,007
[radio chatter]

1136
00:55:44,842 --> 00:55:46,009
[Dog barks]

1137
00:55:46,218 --> 00:55:49,555
[radio chatter]

1138
00:55:52,432 --> 00:55:54,268
[gravel sliding]

1139
00:55:54,810 --> 00:55:56,520
Move your ass!

1140
00:55:56,728 --> 00:55:59,314
I was stacking slopes like cord wood

1141
00:55:59,565 --> 00:56:02,651
before you cheese-dicks were even sperm!

1142
00:56:03,402 --> 00:56:06,530
You don't deserve the name Promised Men!

1143
00:56:07,698 --> 00:56:10,158
[Man] Move your ass, you punks!

1144
00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:13,412
Let's see if you've got any gravel
in your guts!

1145
00:56:19,376 --> 00:56:20,586
[back slap]

1146
00:56:28,176 --> 00:56:31,054
- Careful there, you'll...
- [child] I have to get down...

1147
00:56:31,263 --> 00:56:34,558
- Oh my god, well that's, be careful!
- I am...

1148
00:56:34,766 --> 00:56:36,560
You don't want to hurt yourself there.

1149
00:56:38,562 --> 00:56:41,523
[Benny on recording] Breathe with me.

1150
00:56:41,732 --> 00:56:45,027
[Takes deep breath]

1151
00:56:46,862 --> 00:56:47,863
Exhale.

1152
00:56:48,071 --> 00:56:49,907
[Exhales]

1153
00:56:51,742 --> 00:56:55,746
Never forget, you are Benny Piazza,

1154
00:56:55,954 --> 00:57:00,959
A man of great power
and tremendous influence.

1155
00:57:01,168 --> 00:57:06,256
You exert a stalwart and muscular
hold on your subjects.

1156
00:57:06,465 --> 00:57:08,383
They need you.

1157
00:57:08,634 --> 00:57:13,513
Your leadership is a succor
for their weak spirits.

1158
00:57:13,722 --> 00:57:16,266
They are your wounded boys.

1159
00:57:16,475 --> 00:57:19,186
- Your strength is the balm.
- [Dog barks]

1160
00:57:19,394 --> 00:57:20,729
The unguent.

1161
00:57:20,938 --> 00:57:22,940
The poultice which mends,

1162
00:57:23,148 --> 00:57:25,275
and builds them anew.

1163
00:57:25,484 --> 00:57:27,324
- Sshhhhh!
- [Benny recording] You are the rod,

1164
00:57:27,444 --> 00:57:29,404
And the staff.

1165
00:57:29,613 --> 00:57:33,742
Spare the rod, spoil the child.

1166
00:57:33,951 --> 00:57:38,121
Spoiled milk feeds no man.
[tape ends]

1167
00:57:39,039 --> 00:57:40,874
[Benny cassette tape rewinds]

1168
00:57:42,334 --> 00:57:43,627
[Benny groans]

1169
00:57:43,835 --> 00:57:45,671
[twisting lid on mason jar]

1170
00:57:48,590 --> 00:57:49,841
[Benny farts]

1171
00:57:52,469 --> 00:57:54,304
[lid twisting on]

1172
00:58:00,143 --> 00:58:01,561
Spragg my boy,

1173
00:58:01,770 --> 00:58:04,940
find me everything there is to know
about this Brendan Bean character?

1174
00:58:05,148 --> 00:58:08,735
[Spragg] I'm pleased to report
that the guy is 100% square-john,

1175
00:58:08,944 --> 00:58:10,529
soy-boy, lib-tard.

1176
00:58:10,737 --> 00:58:13,657
Low T all the way,
estrogen levels through the roof.

1177
00:58:13,865 --> 00:58:16,952
Moved out to the sticks
with his family not too long ago.

1178
00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:20,038
He teaches simpletons for a job.

1179
00:58:23,917 --> 00:58:25,961
[Spragg] Here he is standing on a porch.

1180
00:58:27,087 --> 00:58:29,631
Here is eating an apple or something.

1181
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:31,591
What an asshole.

1182
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:34,469
And I got one of him rollerblading.

1183
00:58:34,678 --> 00:58:36,680
Here he is eating shit.

1184
00:58:36,888 --> 00:58:37,888
Wipeout.

1185
00:58:38,015 --> 00:58:39,307
[Benny] Fucking millennials.

1186
00:58:39,516 --> 00:58:43,020
Here's a pic of him
poisoning his body with some weed.

1187
00:58:43,395 --> 00:58:46,356
What other surprises
you got in store for me, Bean?

1188
00:58:46,565 --> 00:58:49,359
[Spragg]
With... with a cat in this picture.

1189
00:58:49,568 --> 00:58:52,446
Now that is some cat.

1190
00:58:52,946 --> 00:58:54,781
Magnificent.

1191
00:58:54,990 --> 00:58:58,035
Extraction should be hell a easy.

1192
00:58:58,952 --> 00:59:00,952
You hear that Lucas?
[ominous and mysterious music]

1193
00:59:01,038 --> 00:59:02,998
We'll bring these little shits along,
too.

1194
00:59:03,206 --> 00:59:04,666
They can meet their brother.

1195
00:59:04,875 --> 00:59:06,418
Take a peek, Spragg.
[liquid gush]

1196
00:59:07,044 --> 00:59:10,922
These are Benny's bastard homunculi.

1197
00:59:11,131 --> 00:59:14,134
Failures in every way.
[homunculi coo and mumble]

1198
00:59:14,718 --> 00:59:17,846
In every respect that Hoagie
is a divine masterpiece,

1199
00:59:18,055 --> 00:59:20,849
these are abject failures.

1200
00:59:21,058 --> 00:59:23,310
Gestation period was off.

1201
00:59:23,518 --> 00:59:25,520
Some of 'em had too much jizz.

1202
00:59:25,771 --> 00:59:26,938
Others not enough.

1203
00:59:28,982 --> 00:59:31,777
Basically, a bunch of fucking retards.

1204
00:59:31,985 --> 00:59:34,321
Shut up. Shut up!
Shut the fuck up!

1205
00:59:34,529 --> 00:59:35,781
Shut up! Shut up!

1206
00:59:35,989 --> 00:59:38,992
I told you to fucking...
Shut up when I'm talkin' to you!

1207
00:59:40,702 --> 00:59:42,704
Trickster. Ohhhbh...

1208
00:59:42,913 --> 00:59:43,997
Cunning little shit.

1209
00:59:44,206 --> 00:59:47,334
And Blast-Face.
He's as ugly as he is tough.

1210
00:59:47,542 --> 00:59:48,835
And finally...

1211
00:59:49,044 --> 00:59:50,837
Female Hoagie.

1212
00:59:51,129 --> 00:59:52,923
Do not be fooled...

1213
00:59:53,131 --> 00:59:55,342
by her beauty or feminine wiles.

1214
00:59:55,550 --> 00:59:57,511
She's a bitch.

1215
00:59:57,719 --> 00:59:58,984
And the only one in the lot of them,

1216
00:59:59,054 --> 01:00:00,388
that's worth a damn thing,

1217
01:00:00,597 --> 01:00:03,141
was stolen from my clutches.

1218
01:00:03,350 --> 01:00:05,644
It's time for a family reunion.

1219
01:00:05,852 --> 01:00:07,646
[Davidson]
We've concluded our assessment.

1220
01:00:07,854 --> 01:00:09,661
Brendan, I'm sure you won't be
surprised to hear

1221
01:00:09,731 --> 01:00:12,651
that what we found
is nothing short of extraordinary.

1222
01:00:12,859 --> 01:00:14,569
First, we took a biological inventory.

1223
01:00:14,820 --> 01:00:17,280
According to my calculations,

1224
01:00:17,489 --> 01:00:20,408
Hoagie's vision is at 20/20.

1225
01:00:20,617 --> 01:00:22,744
But he has a visual acuity of, say,

1226
01:00:22,953 --> 01:00:24,329
your common house-cat.

1227
01:00:24,538 --> 01:00:27,666
[Xavier] His olfactory and gustatory
systems are highly advanced.

1228
01:00:27,874 --> 01:00:31,211
The tendons in arms and feet
have fuzed themselves to the bone,

1229
01:00:31,419 --> 01:00:34,923
giving him the strength and agility
of the world's buff est wolverine.

1230
01:00:35,132 --> 01:00:38,218
Hoagie's circulatory system
rejects raw vegetation,

1231
01:00:38,426 --> 01:00:40,734
which explains the mess
we had in the front yard this morning.

1232
01:00:40,804 --> 01:00:44,224
I'm currently analyzing a stool sample
from this morning's excretion.

1233
01:00:44,683 --> 01:00:46,226
So far it contains,

1234
01:00:46,434 --> 01:00:48,854
seven different elements
unknown to science.

1235
01:00:49,062 --> 01:00:50,062
Let me play this film.

1236
01:00:50,647 --> 01:00:52,107
[projector clicks]
[film whirring]

1237
01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:53,649
[two-pop]

1238
01:00:55,777 --> 01:00:58,196
[Narrator] What is a homunculus?

1239
01:00:58,405 --> 01:01:02,117
In the 16th century,
the alchemist known as Paracelsus,

1240
01:01:02,325 --> 01:01:06,246
explored the phenomena
and outlined it in his seminal work,

1241
01:01:06,872 --> 01:01:09,875
De Natura Rerum.

1242
01:01:10,250 --> 01:01:14,462
Had he achieved the creation
of a miniature, fully formed human?

1243
01:01:14,671 --> 01:01:20,135
One which, once imprinted on its master,
bestowed great power and abilities?

1244
01:01:20,343 --> 01:01:22,721
Paracelsus outlined it thus,

1245
01:01:22,929 --> 01:01:26,222
"That the sperm of a man
be putrefied by itself...

1246
01:01:26,292 --> 01:01:29,102
"...in a sealed cucurbit for 40 days.

1247
01:01:29,311 --> 01:01:32,772
A living, human child grows therefrom."

1248
01:01:32,981 --> 01:01:36,400
Once a homunculi
has bonded with its master...

1249
01:01:36,470 --> 01:01:39,446
...its potential knows no bounds.

1250
01:01:41,114 --> 01:01:42,114
[projector turns off]

1251
01:01:42,490 --> 01:01:45,493
It's a lot to digest.

1252
01:01:45,702 --> 01:01:46,702
[pram squeaks]

1253
01:01:46,870 --> 01:01:48,385
[Brendan] Armed with all this knowledge,

1254
01:01:48,455 --> 01:01:52,334
I knew, Hoagie and I
were well on our way to...

1255
01:01:52,542 --> 01:01:54,753
Oh, shit. What now?

1256
01:01:54,961 --> 01:01:56,351
Whoa mister, what are you doing here?

1257
01:01:56,421 --> 01:01:57,088
Hello, young lady.

1258
01:01:57,297 --> 01:02:00,133
To tell you the truth,
I'm not even sure where here is.

1259
01:02:00,342 --> 01:02:01,968
We both must look pretty lost.

1260
01:02:02,177 --> 01:02:03,511
Give me a cigarette, old man.

1261
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:04,930
Our street, our rules.

1262
01:02:05,138 --> 01:02:07,682
I-I don't smoke
and you already have a cigarette.

1263
01:02:07,891 --> 01:02:08,971
I like having lots of them.

1264
01:02:09,059 --> 01:02:10,894
So give me a dollar
you geriatric old fossil.

1265
01:02:11,102 --> 01:02:11,895
[squelch]

1266
01:02:12,103 --> 01:02:14,356
[Hoagie grunting]

1267
01:02:14,564 --> 01:02:16,066
Your baby's weird and slimy.

1268
01:02:16,274 --> 01:02:17,274
He sucks balls.

1269
01:02:17,442 --> 01:02:19,541
- [Hoagie] Balls!?
- [teen] Ugh, like, gag me with a spoon.

1270
01:02:19,611 --> 01:02:21,446
That baby's fucking nasty, I hate it.

1271
01:02:21,655 --> 01:02:23,406
Like, what in the actual fuck?

1272
01:02:23,615 --> 01:02:25,617
Cool burn victim baby, not!

1273
01:02:25,825 --> 01:02:27,705
That baby looks like
it's been turned inside out

1274
01:02:27,869 --> 01:02:29,788
and plucked out of a boomer's ass.

1275
01:02:29,996 --> 01:02:30,330
H-How rude.

1276
01:02:30,538 --> 01:02:32,058
He looks like Freddy Krueger's weiner.

1277
01:02:32,165 --> 01:02:33,291
Weiner?

1278
01:02:35,252 --> 01:02:36,294
[Brenden] No, no!

1279
01:02:36,503 --> 01:02:36,836
[splattering liquid]

1280
01:02:37,045 --> 01:02:38,713
[teen] Oops! My bad, fucked up baby.

1281
01:02:38,964 --> 01:02:40,520
Just stay away from him you mean girls!

1282
01:02:40,590 --> 01:02:42,676
- Come on Hoagie!
- [Hoagie] Cold!

1283
01:02:43,218 --> 01:02:44,649
- [teen] Bath-time for barf-baby.
- [Hoagie] Sad!

1284
01:02:44,719 --> 01:02:46,179
[teens chortle]

1285
01:02:46,388 --> 01:02:48,848
[Hoagie] Brendan! Bean!

1286
01:02:50,225 --> 01:02:54,854
[Hoagie moaning]

1287
01:02:56,106 --> 01:02:57,774
[squishy wipe]

1288
01:02:58,024 --> 01:03:00,735
Just...
just ignore those mean girls, Hoagie.

1289
01:03:00,986 --> 01:03:02,195
They're bullies, plain as day.

1290
01:03:02,404 --> 01:03:03,571
Bullies?!

1291
01:03:03,780 --> 01:03:06,491
- Yeah, yeah, bullies, Hoagie.
- [Hoagie] Why!?

1292
01:03:06,700 --> 01:03:08,368
[Brendan] Some people...

1293
01:03:08,576 --> 01:03:10,412
How can I put this?

1294
01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:13,081
Some people are just mean
to one another,

1295
01:03:13,290 --> 01:03:16,960
but usually it's because
they don't feel good about themselves.

1296
01:03:17,168 --> 01:03:19,421
But we can't let them make us feel bad.

1297
01:03:19,629 --> 01:03:21,840
We got to show them
that our beauty's on the inside.

1298
01:03:22,048 --> 01:03:23,383
Inside!

1299
01:03:23,591 --> 01:03:25,260
There, good as new.

1300
01:03:27,387 --> 01:03:28,680
[Hoagie farts]

1301
01:03:28,888 --> 01:03:30,932
Uughh. Jeez Hoagie.

1302
01:03:31,141 --> 01:03:31,891
Sorry.

1303
01:03:32,100 --> 01:03:34,352
[automatic gunfire]

1304
01:03:34,561 --> 01:03:39,941
[Man] Let's see if you peckerwoods
got any gravel in yer fuckin' guts!

1305
01:03:40,150 --> 01:03:44,070
[gunshots]
[hits, ricochets and whizzes]

1306
01:03:45,322 --> 01:03:47,991
[gunshots]
[shell casings clatter]

1307
01:03:48,199 --> 01:03:50,452
[intense music]

1308
01:03:51,244 --> 01:03:52,287
Sprag Hun?

1309
01:03:52,495 --> 01:03:54,247
Get the Madera boys on the horn,

1310
01:03:54,456 --> 01:03:56,596
and let 'em know we're coming
with everything we've got.

1311
01:03:56,666 --> 01:03:58,626
- You've got it.
- Babcock!

1312
01:03:58,835 --> 01:04:00,712
Ease down on that fire!

1313
01:04:01,463 --> 01:04:03,214
Promised Men! To me!

1314
01:04:03,423 --> 01:04:04,966
Hennessy? Hennessy!

1315
01:04:05,175 --> 01:04:06,801
Bogardus! To me!

1316
01:04:07,010 --> 01:04:09,179
I have kicked down enough doors
and windows in my time,

1317
01:04:09,387 --> 01:04:11,264
and I do not want
to have to do it again!

1318
01:04:11,473 --> 01:04:12,474
I want to thank you all,

1319
01:04:12,682 --> 01:04:14,809
for everything you have done
to your bodies!

1320
01:04:15,060 --> 01:04:16,811
It's still real to me, dammit!

1321
01:04:17,020 --> 01:04:19,773
Lucas!
Let's go get one of our prisoners.

1322
01:04:19,981 --> 01:04:23,360
I intend to arouse us
into some form of action!

1323
01:04:23,568 --> 01:04:24,736
No matter what it takes!

1324
01:04:24,944 --> 01:04:25,944
C'm on!

1325
01:04:29,783 --> 01:04:31,201
Time to wake up, my friends!

1326
01:04:31,409 --> 01:04:33,453
We cannot be just sleeping all the day,

1327
01:04:33,661 --> 01:04:35,038
wasting this life away.

1328
01:04:35,246 --> 01:04:36,581
Come out to meet your family!

1329
01:04:36,790 --> 01:04:37,790
Oh!

1330
01:04:37,874 --> 01:04:39,084
This place smells like shit!

1331
01:04:39,292 --> 01:04:40,668
Yes, yes Lord Benny.

1332
01:04:40,777 --> 01:04:42,934
Thank you for this project
you give to me. [flies buzzing]

1333
01:04:43,004 --> 01:04:46,049
These prisoners
have become to me like family.

1334
01:04:46,257 --> 01:04:47,257
I care for them.

1335
01:04:47,384 --> 01:04:48,551
I treat them well.

1336
01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:50,929
You see,
I give them buckets to defecate.

1337
01:04:51,137 --> 01:04:52,597
This is like dream come true to me.

1338
01:04:52,806 --> 01:04:53,806
Well...

1339
01:04:54,265 --> 01:04:55,600
what do we have here, Lucas?

1340
01:04:55,809 --> 01:04:58,645
Here we have librarian from school,

1341
01:04:58,853 --> 01:05:03,149
and, bursar from the same institution,
Lord Benny.

1342
01:05:04,984 --> 01:05:07,737
The Promised Men find this one guilty.

1343
01:05:07,946 --> 01:05:10,949
Guilty as charged.

1344
01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:13,618
[captive moans]

1345
01:05:14,911 --> 01:05:17,914
[Benny] Bring him to the execution spot.

1346
01:05:18,415 --> 01:05:21,084
[Bogardus]
Yeah, serves the fucker right.

1347
01:05:21,626 --> 01:05:23,503
Time to go now, Jellybean.

1348
01:05:23,711 --> 01:05:24,711
Meet again soon.

1349
01:05:24,796 --> 01:05:25,171
Soon?

1350
01:05:25,380 --> 01:05:28,258
[Lucas] Hope to meet again soon!

1351
01:05:28,466 --> 01:05:29,008
[woman] Jellybean...

1352
01:05:29,217 --> 01:05:30,885
Good to get to know you, Jellybean.

1353
01:05:31,136 --> 01:05:31,594
[woman] Jellybean.

1354
01:05:31,803 --> 01:05:34,347
This is you. Yes, Jellybean.

1355
01:05:34,556 --> 01:05:36,474
Time to go now.

1356
01:05:36,724 --> 01:05:37,767
[shuffling footsteps]

1357
01:05:37,976 --> 01:05:40,979
[Lucas] Go now.

1358
01:05:41,396 --> 01:05:44,399
[intense music]
[radio chatter]

1359
01:06:07,547 --> 01:06:08,547
[light thwacking]

1360
01:06:08,673 --> 01:06:09,799
[muted splashes]

1361
01:06:11,176 --> 01:06:11,926
[thud]

1362
01:06:12,135 --> 01:06:13,135
What's your name?

1363
01:06:13,261 --> 01:06:14,261
Lloyd.

1364
01:06:14,429 --> 01:06:16,055
Is that short for "mongoloid?"

1365
01:06:16,264 --> 01:06:16,931
[laughter]

1366
01:06:17,140 --> 01:06:18,349
[Lloyd] My name is Lloyd Gray.

1367
01:06:18,558 --> 01:06:19,726
I'm a Christian man.

1368
01:06:19,934 --> 01:06:20,934
I got a family,

1369
01:06:21,019 --> 01:06:22,103
and I got a soul...

1370
01:06:22,312 --> 01:06:23,312
[metallic impact]
Urgh!

1371
01:06:25,565 --> 01:06:28,026
Eh!
Jeez look at that pumpkin head swell!

1372
01:06:28,234 --> 01:06:30,236
- [Promised Man] Nice one!
- [Benny] Okay...

1373
01:06:30,445 --> 01:06:32,906
Who wants to finish
this leftist piece of shit?

1374
01:06:33,114 --> 01:06:34,240
- Me!
- I got him!

1375
01:06:34,449 --> 01:06:36,951
No, no, no. You've all had your turn.

1376
01:06:37,202 --> 01:06:38,495
Where's Walter?

1377
01:06:38,703 --> 01:06:40,830
He's not yet been blooded.

1378
01:06:41,039 --> 01:06:43,639
- [Benny] Go fetch the boy.
- [Promised Man] Hey, where's Walter!?

1379
01:06:43,750 --> 01:06:45,168
Fuck's going on?

1380
01:06:45,376 --> 01:06:47,128
[Promised Man] There's the little guy.

1381
01:06:47,337 --> 01:06:50,340
[Spragg] That's like, a little kid.

1382
01:06:51,341 --> 01:06:52,967
Oh, there you are, young man.

1383
01:06:53,176 --> 01:06:54,706
Step forward, boy,

1384
01:06:54,776 --> 01:06:57,388
time for you to nut up
and get some hair on that sack.

1385
01:06:57,639 --> 01:06:58,973
Hey there, young man.

1386
01:06:59,224 --> 01:07:00,224
Lucas!

1387
01:07:00,308 --> 01:07:03,686
Come bring us one of those gizmos
you're so proud of!

1388
01:07:04,145 --> 01:07:04,896
[Promised Man] Here comes Lucas.

1389
01:07:05,104 --> 01:07:09,025
Damn Lucas, all tactical and practical.

1390
01:07:09,275 --> 01:07:10,275
[Funlatching]

1391
01:07:10,485 --> 01:07:11,925
[Promised Men exclaim in admiration]

1392
01:07:12,111 --> 01:07:13,738
It's time to have a big day here.

1393
01:07:13,947 --> 01:07:17,617
[radio]
Lucas has arrived at the execution spot.

1394
01:07:17,825 --> 01:07:19,728
[Lucas]
This is part, is, not my favorite.

1395
01:07:19,798 --> 01:07:20,967
[Promised Men chortle and guffaw]

1396
01:07:21,037 --> 01:07:23,665
This part, disgusting to me.

1397
01:07:23,873 --> 01:07:26,167
Homosexual. Why do I do this?

1398
01:07:26,376 --> 01:07:27,627
I explain.
[squelching]

1399
01:07:27,835 --> 01:07:30,004
Dildo-bomb, as designed,

1400
01:07:30,213 --> 01:07:31,673
to explode anal cavity...

1401
01:07:31,881 --> 01:07:32,882
[Lucas grunting]

1402
01:07:33,091 --> 01:07:35,343
Must be inserted rectally.

1403
01:07:35,552 --> 01:07:37,011
There is no other way.

1404
01:07:37,220 --> 01:07:39,722
Sodomy, an abomination, yes?

1405
01:07:39,931 --> 01:07:41,641
Not my preference.

1406
01:07:41,849 --> 01:07:44,644
There is no other way.

1407
01:07:44,852 --> 01:07:46,020
[Spragg] Oh, Lord.

1408
01:07:46,271 --> 01:07:48,408
[Promised Man] Lucas is one sick puppy.

1409
01:07:48,478 --> 01:07:49,999
[Spragg] I didn't sign up for that.

1410
01:07:50,108 --> 01:07:51,651
Okay, young squit.

1411
01:07:51,859 --> 01:07:54,699
Walter,
my state of the art dildo-bomb...

1412
01:07:54,779 --> 01:07:57,699
...is fully inserted
and ready for detonation.

1413
01:07:57,907 --> 01:07:59,547
- [Walter] Cool!
- And you push that little trigger.

1414
01:07:59,617 --> 01:08:02,787
It's gonna make Lucas'
state-of-the-art dildo-bomb explode.

1415
01:08:02,996 --> 01:08:04,956
[Spragg]
Kid's like three years old dude.

1416
01:08:05,164 --> 01:08:07,375
[Promised Man] Way to man up, Walter!

1417
01:08:08,126 --> 01:08:09,126
[powerful explosion]

1418
01:08:09,294 --> 01:08:09,794
[squishy slap]

1419
01:08:10,003 --> 01:08:11,754
[Promised Men cheer]

1420
01:08:11,963 --> 01:08:13,590
[intense music]

1421
01:08:13,923 --> 01:08:16,342
- [Promised Man] He ain't laughin' now!
- [Cheering]

1422
01:08:16,551 --> 01:08:18,191
[Promised Man]
That's gonna leave a mark!

1423
01:08:19,304 --> 01:08:20,304
[chambering round]

1424
01:08:20,597 --> 01:08:21,597
[gunshot]
[yelp]

1425
01:08:22,307 --> 01:08:24,726
The revolution starts here!

1426
01:08:25,393 --> 01:08:26,393
Move with purpose!

1427
01:08:26,477 --> 01:08:27,312
It's go time, ladies.

1428
01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:28,980
Pack your shit!

1429
01:08:29,188 --> 01:08:31,024
We will move on Brendan Bean,

1430
01:08:31,232 --> 01:08:32,632
and then we will collect my Hoagie,

1431
01:08:32,734 --> 01:08:35,236
and your names
will be written in history!

1432
01:08:35,737 --> 01:08:37,447
[radio] Viking Six and Saber Team,

1433
01:08:37,655 --> 01:08:39,282
We are moving out.

1434
01:08:40,408 --> 01:08:43,411
We're going on a little
road trip, ladies.

1435
01:08:47,457 --> 01:08:49,125
[checking and loading guns]

1436
01:08:51,127 --> 01:08:51,919
[Radio] Benny!

1437
01:08:52,128 --> 01:08:53,796
Benny, this is Benteen.

1438
01:08:54,005 --> 01:08:55,089
Get back to me!

1439
01:08:55,298 --> 01:08:59,093
This old cowboy desperado
has seen his last rodeo.

1440
01:08:59,344 --> 01:09:00,887
I wish I could ride with you again.

1441
01:09:01,095 --> 01:09:03,056
But it's time to hang up my spurs.

1442
01:09:03,264 --> 01:09:04,807
Vaya con dios, Blanco.

1443
01:09:05,016 --> 01:09:06,809
Benteen...

1444
01:09:07,268 --> 01:09:10,897
You are a gleaming testament
to the white race,

1445
01:09:11,105 --> 01:09:13,024
A great killer of men,

1446
01:09:13,232 --> 01:09:18,488
and a towering force of devastation,
this world has not seen since Attila

1447
01:09:18,696 --> 01:09:24,369
and his unruly Huns
held dominion over Central Asia.

1448
01:09:24,827 --> 01:09:27,330
Take care of the compound.

1449
01:09:27,538 --> 01:09:30,416
You have the con, my old friend.

1450
01:09:30,625 --> 01:09:31,292
Benny!

1451
01:09:31,501 --> 01:09:32,877
Benny, are you there?

1452
01:09:33,086 --> 01:09:34,086
Losing you god dammit!

1453
01:09:34,253 --> 01:09:36,089
Benny, where the hell are you?

1454
01:09:36,297 --> 01:09:36,714
Answer!

1455
01:09:36,923 --> 01:09:37,965
[Benteen] Pick up!

1456
01:09:39,384 --> 01:09:40,384
[engine]

1457
01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:42,470
I know you!

1458
01:09:42,679 --> 01:09:45,014
This is nice woman I talk to!

1459
01:09:45,223 --> 01:09:47,308
[Benny] Lucas,
what are you harpin' on about?!

1460
01:09:49,143 --> 01:09:50,937
[Woman] Jelly... Jellybean...

1461
01:09:51,479 --> 01:09:53,064
Hello!

1462
01:09:53,272 --> 01:09:56,067
It's good to see you again so soon!

1463
01:09:56,275 --> 01:09:58,528
You remember me!?

1464
01:09:58,736 --> 01:10:00,655
It was nice to be meeting you!

1465
01:10:00,863 --> 01:10:01,863
Ahhhh!

1466
01:10:02,865 --> 01:10:03,865
[squelching thud]

1467
01:10:05,660 --> 01:10:06,869
[van engine]

1468
01:10:07,495 --> 01:10:10,665
[radio chatter]

1469
01:10:12,834 --> 01:10:14,252
[radio] Copy that Viking One.

1470
01:10:14,460 --> 01:10:17,130
We are collecting the bastard homunculi.

1471
01:10:17,338 --> 01:10:19,674
Preparing them for transportation.

1472
01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:24,762
[Hoagie cooing]

1473
01:10:24,971 --> 01:10:26,139
Go!

1474
01:10:26,723 --> 01:10:28,141
[Brendan] All righty, Hoagie.

1475
01:10:28,349 --> 01:10:29,016
Here we are.

1476
01:10:29,225 --> 01:10:31,310
Home sweet home.

1477
01:10:32,228 --> 01:10:32,895
[teapot whistle]

1478
01:10:33,104 --> 01:10:34,104
[pouring]

1479
01:10:34,480 --> 01:10:36,733
[Brendan]
This hot tea is just what I need.

1480
01:10:36,941 --> 01:10:38,021
[Hoagie] Hot tea! Yum yum.

1481
01:10:38,192 --> 01:10:41,070
[Brendan]
Sorry, Hoagie, it's got caffeine.

1482
01:10:42,572 --> 01:10:43,197
[Hoagie grumbling]

1483
01:10:43,406 --> 01:10:46,242
[Brendan] Oh,
I got a voicemail from Davidson Dugan.

1484
01:10:47,577 --> 01:10:49,871
[Hoagie] Davidson Dugan?

1485
01:10:50,288 --> 01:10:52,623
[Davidson] Boy, I sure hope
you get this message in time.

1486
01:10:52,832 --> 01:10:54,417
Link just filled the team in.

1487
01:10:54,625 --> 01:10:58,296
There's been lots of chatter
on several subreddits about homunculi,

1488
01:10:58,504 --> 01:11:00,965
Matching the very same
physical makeup as our Hoagie.

1489
01:11:01,174 --> 01:11:03,100
A group calling themselves
the Promised Men...

1490
01:11:03,180 --> 01:11:04,469
...have been raving about it.

1491
01:11:04,677 --> 01:11:06,107
They're led by a foul,

1492
01:11:06,177 --> 01:11:09,599
nasty man who calls himself
Benny Piazza.

1493
01:11:09,807 --> 01:11:12,226
Here, I forwarded you
the latest video postings.

1494
01:11:12,477 --> 01:11:14,207
Brendan, I must warn you,

1495
01:11:14,277 --> 01:11:17,857
he seems dangerous
and completely irrational.

1496
01:11:18,065 --> 01:11:22,278
[commercial] Tired of those
other guys burgers with no sauce?

1497
01:11:23,237 --> 01:11:26,991
The fatty patty six-stack
is back in big way.

1498
01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:30,077
Go to town with our signature
brown sauce.

1499
01:11:30,286 --> 01:11:31,662
More brown sauce.

1500
01:11:31,871 --> 01:11:35,041
You only live once, don't hold back.

1501
01:11:35,249 --> 01:11:37,752
You didn't forget the beans-can,
didja boys?

1502
01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:42,006
Anderson Valley Ranch, it is so good.

1503
01:11:42,215 --> 01:11:45,676
[Benny] A lot of people ask me,
Benny, how are you so strong?

1504
01:11:45,885 --> 01:11:46,594
[man grunts in pain]

1505
01:11:46,803 --> 01:11:48,721
[Brendan] Benny Piazza?

1506
01:11:48,930 --> 01:11:51,516
[Benny] Health is an essential
tenant of the Promised Men.

1507
01:11:51,724 --> 01:11:53,559
And with the Promised Men's
protein power,

1508
01:11:53,768 --> 01:11:58,922
with BCAAs, electrolyte amino acids,
triglycerides, and adaptogens...

1509
01:11:58,992 --> 01:12:00,691
Grow strong!

1510
01:12:01,651 --> 01:12:02,707
Our protein is on a hundred percent...

1511
01:12:02,777 --> 01:12:05,279
[Brendan] Okay, this guy's weird.

1512
01:12:05,488 --> 01:12:07,615
[Benny] Pure whey. No way. You got it.

1513
01:12:07,824 --> 01:12:10,076
We got amino branch...

1514
01:12:10,284 --> 01:12:12,314
I don't care if you use full stem
or non-stem pre,

1515
01:12:12,384 --> 01:12:14,038
but you gotta get that pump.

1516
01:12:14,247 --> 01:12:16,457
The pursuit of the pump
with the mind-muscle connection,

1517
01:12:16,666 --> 01:12:19,001
ls what the Promised Men are all about.

1518
01:12:19,210 --> 01:12:21,295
We don't use roids around here.
But we...

1519
01:12:21,504 --> 01:12:23,548
[Hoagie] It's fun.

1520
01:12:24,257 --> 01:12:27,134
Well, this guy seems
like a complete lunatic.

1521
01:12:27,343 --> 01:12:31,389
Lucky thing he has no idea where we are,
who I am, or how to find us.

1522
01:12:31,597 --> 01:12:32,974
Come on, Hoagie.

1523
01:12:33,182 --> 01:12:33,933
Let's get to bed.

1524
01:12:34,141 --> 01:12:34,892
[Hoagie] Bedtime?

1525
01:12:35,101 --> 01:12:37,854
I have located the homunculus,
Brendan Bean.

1526
01:12:38,062 --> 01:12:40,439
I know who you are.

1527
01:12:40,648 --> 01:12:42,316
I know where you hide.

1528
01:12:42,567 --> 01:12:44,720
And while you cower in fear
have no doubt...

1529
01:12:44,790 --> 01:12:46,320
...that my forces are gathering.

1530
01:12:46,529 --> 01:12:48,500
And we will fall upon you,

1531
01:12:48,570 --> 01:12:51,868
with all of our fury
and all of our arsenal.

1532
01:12:52,076 --> 01:12:54,745
I will wipe you and your seed
from this earth,

1533
01:12:54,954 --> 01:12:56,873
and reclaim what is rightfully mine.

1534
01:12:57,081 --> 01:12:59,041
Your days are numbered, Bean.

1535
01:12:59,250 --> 01:12:59,750
Get it?

1536
01:12:59,959 --> 01:13:01,878
[ominous guitar twangs]

1537
01:13:04,046 --> 01:13:05,923
[man sighs]
[gasoline glugs]

1538
01:13:06,841 --> 01:13:08,301
Takes forever.

1539
01:13:08,676 --> 01:13:10,845
[birds chatter]

1540
01:13:12,346 --> 01:13:14,515
Mmmm, breakfast.

1541
01:13:14,724 --> 01:13:15,933
[ignition]

1542
01:13:16,142 --> 01:13:17,852
[lawnmower]

1543
01:13:21,856 --> 01:13:23,399
[peeling]

1544
01:13:24,233 --> 01:13:24,692
Mmmm.

1545
01:13:25,067 --> 01:13:26,611
[ominous guitar twangs]

1546
01:13:31,324 --> 01:13:32,658
You ready over there, Lucas?

1547
01:13:32,867 --> 01:13:34,160
Yes, Lord Benny.

1548
01:13:34,368 --> 01:13:37,330
You know this man eat egg for breakfast?
[moist egg bite]

1549
01:13:41,667 --> 01:13:43,461
We may have underestimated this one.

1550
01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:45,620
We're gonna move on my signal.

1551
01:13:45,713 --> 01:13:48,674
Stay focused, no theatrics.

1552
01:13:50,384 --> 01:13:51,928
[babbling brook]

1553
01:13:54,639 --> 01:13:56,265
[man] Didn't get my 40 winks last night.

1554
01:13:56,474 --> 01:13:58,309
My sciatica's giving me hell.

1555
01:13:58,893 --> 01:14:00,561
Sounds like a herniated disc.

1556
01:14:00,770 --> 01:14:03,356
Any time I eat too much,
my nose gets a little runny.

1557
01:14:03,564 --> 01:14:04,982
Okay. Let's move, Lucas.

1558
01:14:05,191 --> 01:14:06,191
Staggered formation.

1559
01:14:06,275 --> 01:14:09,487
Steak dinner to the man
that brings me Bean alive.

1560
01:14:10,571 --> 01:14:12,698
[badass assault music]

1561
01:14:15,534 --> 01:14:17,536
[Benny] Saber team on my mark, go.

1562
01:14:17,745 --> 01:14:20,039
Go! Move, move, move.

1563
01:14:21,248 --> 01:14:23,292
[grass rustling]
[footsteps]

1564
01:14:25,670 --> 01:14:27,213
[Benny] Saber Team, converge on Bean.

1565
01:14:27,421 --> 01:14:29,131
Move, move, move!

1566
01:14:32,718 --> 01:14:33,970
Lucas, no witnesses.

1567
01:14:34,178 --> 01:14:36,514
Take the neighbor
out of commission ASAP.

1568
01:14:37,807 --> 01:14:39,225
[gunshot]
[grunt]

1569
01:14:41,310 --> 01:14:42,812
[lawnmower]

1570
01:14:45,773 --> 01:14:46,773
[moist bite]

1571
01:14:48,776 --> 01:14:49,443
[Benny] Shoot to maim.

1572
01:14:49,694 --> 01:14:50,945
Bring him to me.

1573
01:14:53,906 --> 01:14:55,491
[rustling footsteps]

1574
01:15:08,462 --> 01:15:09,462
[gunshot]

1575
01:15:12,717 --> 01:15:14,427
[Brendan moaning]

1576
01:15:15,386 --> 01:15:16,887
[radio chatter]

1577
01:15:17,096 --> 01:15:19,265
The tango is down.

1578
01:15:19,473 --> 01:15:21,434
Benny tagged him in one shot.

1579
01:15:21,642 --> 01:15:23,894
Operation is a success.

1580
01:15:32,319 --> 01:15:34,196
[Benny] It's Miller time, ladies.

1581
01:15:34,405 --> 01:15:36,073
You boys owe yourself a beer.

1582
01:15:36,282 --> 01:15:38,563
[Promised Man] I don't know
what's going to happen to you.

1583
01:15:38,743 --> 01:15:40,536
But it's not gonna be pretty.

1584
01:15:41,037 --> 01:15:43,397
[Promised Man] What do you think
Benny's gonna do with him?

1585
01:15:45,124 --> 01:15:47,877
[Benny] We got a problem, Bean.

1586
01:15:48,085 --> 01:15:49,295
Big problem.

1587
01:15:49,503 --> 01:15:52,590
The creature was incubated
and brooded on my watch,

1588
01:15:52,798 --> 01:15:54,216
Benny... Bad.

1589
01:15:54,425 --> 01:15:56,385
The fruit of my labor and of my loins.

1590
01:15:56,594 --> 01:15:57,094
[Hoagie] Bad!

1591
01:15:57,303 --> 01:15:59,180
But he went and hatched in your lap.

1592
01:15:59,388 --> 01:16:04,226
This life form thinks you're his friend
and mayhaps the paterfamilias.

1593
01:16:04,435 --> 01:16:05,435
[Hoagie] Brendan...

1594
01:16:05,603 --> 01:16:08,147
I will not allow this...

1595
01:16:09,065 --> 01:16:10,107
violation.

1596
01:16:10,316 --> 01:16:12,526
He has imprinted with you,

1597
01:16:12,735 --> 01:16:14,779
and now you must surrender him.

1598
01:16:14,987 --> 01:16:17,698
Body and spirit.

1599
01:16:17,907 --> 01:16:19,700
You're a vampire, Benny.

1600
01:16:19,909 --> 01:16:21,452
You prey on weak people's blood.

1601
01:16:21,660 --> 01:16:23,303
You're talking to the man
who wrestled down the devil...

1602
01:16:23,373 --> 01:16:24,820
...and fucked him in the ass.

1603
01:16:24,955 --> 01:16:26,832
Let me make this shit-simple.

1604
01:16:27,041 --> 01:16:30,044
My man Spragg is going to go
to work on that homunculus.

1605
01:16:30,252 --> 01:16:33,339
Undo the damage that you have caused.

1606
01:16:33,547 --> 01:16:37,134
And then my ever loyal servant Lucas
is going to allow you to marinate

1607
01:16:37,343 --> 01:16:40,638
all night long
in one of his creations...

1608
01:16:40,846 --> 01:16:41,889
The Shit Box.

1609
01:16:42,473 --> 01:16:44,225
[Lucas] Here we have box.

1610
01:16:44,433 --> 01:16:45,810
Strong, made of metal.

1611
01:16:46,018 --> 01:16:48,187
Also, we have shit saved up.

1612
01:16:48,395 --> 01:16:50,106
This my design here simple.

1613
01:16:50,314 --> 01:16:51,816
Shit go in.

1614
01:16:52,191 --> 01:16:53,191
You go in.

1615
01:16:53,275 --> 01:16:53,859
Not the box.

1616
01:16:54,068 --> 01:16:55,152
Then we wait.

1617
01:16:55,361 --> 01:16:56,737
Maybe long time we wait.

1618
01:16:56,946 --> 01:16:59,198
This is like, experiment.

1619
01:16:59,406 --> 01:17:02,660
You go in box, then we see what happens.

1620
01:17:02,868 --> 01:17:03,869
What's going to happen?

1621
01:17:04,078 --> 01:17:06,122
These turds smell like shit!

1622
01:17:06,330 --> 01:17:08,332
Use this elixir with caution soldier.

1623
01:17:08,541 --> 01:17:09,583
Lucas' blend.

1624
01:17:09,792 --> 01:17:13,462
A consecrated and divine potion,
anathema to homunculi.

1625
01:17:13,671 --> 01:17:15,464
[Promised Man]
Huh, it's that magic juice.

1626
01:17:15,673 --> 01:17:17,216
- [Brendan] Hoagie!
- [Hoagie] Brendan!

1627
01:17:17,424 --> 01:17:17,800
Hoagie!

1628
01:17:18,008 --> 01:17:19,260
[Hoagie] Brendan! Help me!

1629
01:17:19,468 --> 01:17:22,596
Whenever your wife and kids
get home from wherever the fuck,

1630
01:17:22,847 --> 01:17:24,765
I will haul you out of that shit box,

1631
01:17:24,974 --> 01:17:26,225
and allow you to observe,

1632
01:17:26,433 --> 01:17:30,271
as I put a round in each
and every one of their cerebellums.

1633
01:17:30,479 --> 01:17:32,982
Extinguishing their trivial lives.

1634
01:17:33,190 --> 01:17:35,520
And only then will I do you
the courtesy...

1635
01:17:35,590 --> 01:17:38,863
...of sending you
into the bosom of Abraham.

1636
01:17:40,531 --> 01:17:42,992
[Hoagie grunting]

1637
01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:44,520
[Spragg] Shut up you little turd!

1638
01:17:44,702 --> 01:17:47,079
[Hoagie grunts]

1639
01:17:48,330 --> 01:17:49,762
[Promised Man] I hope you like shit.

1640
01:17:49,832 --> 01:17:51,667
Time for a shitty dip.

1641
01:17:57,464 --> 01:17:59,133
[Promised Man] That smells awful.

1642
01:17:59,341 --> 01:18:00,467
[Brendan moaning]

1643
01:18:01,760 --> 01:18:03,387
[Brendan] Ahhhh!

1644
01:18:03,596 --> 01:18:04,596
Unggh!

1645
01:18:07,016 --> 01:18:10,019
[Brendan moans in disgust and fear]

1646
01:18:11,020 --> 01:18:12,020
[Brendan whimpering]

1647
01:18:12,521 --> 01:18:17,484
[foreboding and mysterious music]

1648
01:19:13,749 --> 01:19:18,796
[Benny] You got your casein protein,
your whey protein, my collagen protein.

1649
01:19:19,004 --> 01:19:20,297
Stacked and jacked.

1650
01:19:21,757 --> 01:19:25,386
[promised men chattering]

1651
01:19:26,845 --> 01:19:27,638
[foil bubbling]

1652
01:19:27,846 --> 01:19:30,307
You stay away from that linseed oil.

1653
01:19:32,351 --> 01:19:33,352
[mysterious music]

1654
01:19:33,936 --> 01:19:35,646
[Blast-Face moans and grunts]

1655
01:19:38,774 --> 01:19:40,985
[podcast chatter]

1656
01:19:44,154 --> 01:19:47,157
[commercial] Mmm, wanna fuck a duck?

1657
01:19:47,908 --> 01:19:50,244
How about now?

1658
01:19:53,831 --> 01:19:55,249
[birdsong]

1659
01:19:56,417 --> 01:19:58,600
[radio] Hi, uh, Commander Piazza...

1660
01:19:58,770 --> 01:20:01,547
...says that chow is ready
at the command center.

1661
01:20:01,755 --> 01:20:04,591
Umm, we got flapjacks
and breakfast burritos.

1662
01:20:05,175 --> 01:20:08,929
[interrogative music]

1663
01:20:10,264 --> 01:20:12,766
[Lucas] Did not lock it the shit box.

1664
01:20:12,975 --> 01:20:14,226
Brendan!

1665
01:20:15,602 --> 01:20:17,146
Why do you hide from me?

1666
01:20:17,354 --> 01:20:17,896
You know me!

1667
01:20:18,105 --> 01:20:20,065
That's right Lucas, you fucking prick,

1668
01:20:20,274 --> 01:20:21,984
You forgot to lock the shit box.

1669
01:20:22,192 --> 01:20:24,987
You know who I am! I'm inside you!

1670
01:20:25,195 --> 01:20:25,779
[squelch]

1671
01:20:26,030 --> 01:20:28,532
It's like I'm controlling
inside of your mind right now.

1672
01:20:28,741 --> 01:20:30,326
Brendan Bean.

1673
01:20:30,534 --> 01:20:32,911
This is you, this is me too!

1674
01:20:33,120 --> 01:20:34,872
I'm Brendan Bean.

1675
01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:38,083
I would want go back into shit box.

1676
01:20:39,418 --> 01:20:41,337
You see, I don't have a weapon.

1677
01:20:41,545 --> 01:20:44,548
I don't want to hurt my friend.

1678
01:20:45,841 --> 01:20:48,177
You play this game good.

1679
01:20:48,385 --> 01:20:50,095
When you play the game,

1680
01:20:50,304 --> 01:20:52,681
you have your two choices

1681
01:20:52,890 --> 01:20:54,350
to win

1682
01:20:54,558 --> 01:20:56,435
or to lose.

1683
01:20:56,643 --> 01:20:59,188
Why would you choose to lose?

1684
01:20:59,396 --> 01:21:01,982
You lose this game you play Brendan.

1685
01:21:04,485 --> 01:21:05,944
My name is Brendan Bean.

1686
01:21:06,153 --> 01:21:06,987
[Lucas] Brendan Bean?

1687
01:21:07,196 --> 01:21:08,530
And I'm a winner!

1688
01:21:08,739 --> 01:21:09,448
[heavy thud]

1689
01:21:09,782 --> 01:21:11,241
[grunting]

1690
01:21:11,700 --> 01:21:13,994
[bluesy guitar music]

1691
01:21:14,203 --> 01:21:15,203
[shattering]

1692
01:21:15,954 --> 01:21:16,954
[smack]
[grunts of pain]

1693
01:21:19,875 --> 01:21:20,875
[dirt scattering]

1694
01:21:21,752 --> 01:21:22,752
[smashing]

1695
01:21:24,296 --> 01:21:25,339
[snapping wood and debris]

1696
01:21:29,259 --> 01:21:30,259
[heavy thud]

1697
01:21:34,098 --> 01:21:35,265
[flesh chop]
[Lucas screams]

1698
01:21:37,267 --> 01:21:38,267
[shattering glass]

1699
01:21:39,186 --> 01:21:41,188
[shuffling bodies]
[grunting]

1700
01:21:41,855 --> 01:21:42,856
[lawnmower starts]

1701
01:21:44,024 --> 01:21:45,150
[Hoagie moaning]

1702
01:21:45,359 --> 01:21:48,153
Don't you look at me like that
you little freak.

1703
01:21:48,362 --> 01:21:51,073
I don't like this any more than you do.

1704
01:21:51,281 --> 01:21:52,711
I should be at the Indian casino...

1705
01:21:52,781 --> 01:21:54,993
...checking out Chris Angel
with my old lady.

1706
01:21:55,202 --> 01:21:56,202
[squishy bite]

1707
01:21:56,370 --> 01:21:59,289
Instead I'm stuck here
wiping your nose you little mole!

1708
01:21:59,498 --> 01:22:00,874
- No!
- Shut up!

1709
01:22:01,083 --> 01:22:02,126
[heavy thud]

1710
01:22:02,543 --> 01:22:05,129
Fuck you!

1711
01:22:05,337 --> 01:22:06,630
[Spragg] Fuck me?

1712
01:22:06,839 --> 01:22:08,340
Fuck you.

1713
01:22:09,883 --> 01:22:10,883
[bottle shattering]

1714
01:22:15,305 --> 01:22:16,305
[bottle shattering]

1715
01:22:19,560 --> 01:22:20,602
[shuffling wood]

1716
01:22:22,146 --> 01:22:23,480
[fleshy stab]
[grunting]

1717
01:22:23,689 --> 01:22:24,689
[sucking wound]

1718
01:22:28,652 --> 01:22:29,652
[bottle shattering]

1719
01:22:32,406 --> 01:22:33,486
[wood clattering to ground]

1720
01:22:33,574 --> 01:22:37,244
You... eat egg...

1721
01:22:38,245 --> 01:22:40,247
For breakfast?

1722
01:22:40,664 --> 01:22:43,500
Egg, for breakfast?

1723
01:22:45,711 --> 01:22:47,880
Lucas.

1724
01:22:48,088 --> 01:22:51,091
You're a very bad man.
[hammer click]

1725
01:22:51,300 --> 01:22:54,136
But I didn't want to have to hurt you.

1726
01:22:54,344 --> 01:22:55,095
[tremendous boom]

1727
01:22:55,304 --> 01:22:56,902
[agonized moan]
[body sliding across ground]

1728
01:22:56,972 --> 01:22:57,723
[corpse plop]

1729
01:22:57,931 --> 01:23:00,142
[gentle patter of blood dripping]

1730
01:23:01,018 --> 01:23:01,727
[lawnmower turns off]

1731
01:23:01,935 --> 01:23:03,979
[instrumental music]

1732
01:23:04,855 --> 01:23:06,940
[Spragg] Benny, we got, uh...

1733
01:23:07,149 --> 01:23:08,609
We got gunfire out here.

1734
01:23:08,817 --> 01:23:10,666
[Benny] I'm sure some of the boys
are just fucking around.

1735
01:23:10,736 --> 01:23:12,488
You keep working on that little shit.

1736
01:23:12,696 --> 01:23:14,281
Kiss my ass!

1737
01:23:14,490 --> 01:23:15,490
[Spragg] Affirmative.

1738
01:23:15,574 --> 01:23:17,493
Well...

1739
01:23:18,285 --> 01:23:19,953
Here goes nuthin' shit bird.

1740
01:23:20,162 --> 01:23:24,458
[Hoagie moans in pain]
[flesh dissolving sizzle]

1741
01:23:24,666 --> 01:23:26,919
[Hoagie] Pain! Pain!

1742
01:23:27,127 --> 01:23:28,295
[water splashing]

1743
01:23:32,716 --> 01:23:35,260
[music picks up in intensity]

1744
01:23:41,558 --> 01:23:43,936
[Brendan] This looks like a nice gun.

1745
01:23:47,731 --> 01:23:50,067
[Promised Man] Heads up, soy boy.

1746
01:23:50,275 --> 01:23:51,652
You're fixing to use that puppy?

1747
01:23:51,860 --> 01:23:53,570
Have to flip the safety.

1748
01:23:53,779 --> 01:23:56,198
Little doohickey on the side.

1749
01:23:56,406 --> 01:23:57,406
[click]

1750
01:23:57,616 --> 01:23:58,630
- Oh shit!
- Ahhhhh!

1751
01:23:58,700 --> 01:23:59,743
[gunfire]
[flesh ripping]

1752
01:24:00,369 --> 01:24:01,578
[gunfire]

1753
01:24:02,246 --> 01:24:03,246
Argh!

1754
01:24:03,622 --> 01:24:04,706
[Promised Man moaning]

1755
01:24:06,208 --> 01:24:07,208
[radio] Gunfire reported.

1756
01:24:07,292 --> 01:24:09,253
Hostile is on the loose.

1757
01:24:12,256 --> 01:24:12,756
[gunfire]

1758
01:24:12,965 --> 01:24:13,965
It's Brendan Bean!

1759
01:24:14,132 --> 01:24:15,175
[gunfire]
[debris]

1760
01:24:16,760 --> 01:24:17,302
[gunfire]

1761
01:24:17,511 --> 01:24:18,095
[body plop]

1762
01:24:18,303 --> 01:24:19,680
[gunfire]
[debris]

1763
01:24:19,888 --> 01:24:20,973
[scream]
[corpse slam]

1764
01:24:21,682 --> 01:24:23,225
[Brendan] Die, motherfucker!

1765
01:24:23,433 --> 01:24:24,768
[gunfire]
[debris]

1766
01:24:25,602 --> 01:24:26,937
[gunfire]
[debris]

1767
01:24:28,605 --> 01:24:30,023
[gunfire]
[debris]

1768
01:24:30,232 --> 01:24:31,632
[grunts of death]
[plopping corpses]

1769
01:24:32,067 --> 01:24:33,749
[Brendan]
I'm actually killing these guys!

1770
01:24:33,819 --> 01:24:34,861
[Hoagie] Pain!

1771
01:24:35,070 --> 01:24:38,865
- [Spragg] Oh shit!
- I melted the little guy!

1772
01:24:39,074 --> 01:24:42,035
[radio] The fire team is down!

1773
01:24:42,244 --> 01:24:44,134
- [radio] Reporting several casualties.
- [melty squelches]

1774
01:24:44,204 --> 01:24:44,788
We need backup!

1775
01:24:44,997 --> 01:24:47,165
This dude's a fuckin' killing machine!
[gunfire]

1776
01:24:47,374 --> 01:24:49,167
Benny, do you hear me!?
[gunfire]

1777
01:24:49,751 --> 01:24:50,586
Benny!
[gunshot]

1778
01:24:50,794 --> 01:24:51,336
[death-grunt]

1779
01:24:51,545 --> 01:24:52,963
Benny, where are you!?

1780
01:24:53,171 --> 01:24:54,923
[gunshot]
Show yourself!

1781
01:24:55,132 --> 01:24:56,883
Benny, this is my house!

1782
01:24:57,092 --> 01:24:59,052
And the house always wins!

1783
01:24:59,261 --> 01:25:01,179
What the hell is going on out there?

1784
01:25:01,388 --> 01:25:03,148
[Bogardus]
Benny, it's a fucking bloodbath!

1785
01:25:03,265 --> 01:25:04,266
Gimme a SITREP!

1786
01:25:04,474 --> 01:25:05,559
He's a total badass.

1787
01:25:05,767 --> 01:25:06,935
Guy is a ghost.

1788
01:25:07,144 --> 01:25:07,603
Bogardus!?

1789
01:25:07,811 --> 01:25:09,896
Ex-special forces or something.

1790
01:25:10,105 --> 01:25:11,105
Bogardus!?

1791
01:25:11,732 --> 01:25:14,026
This guy must have a doctorate
in shredding ass.

1792
01:25:14,234 --> 01:25:15,332
[Promised Man] Ready to rock!

1793
01:25:15,402 --> 01:25:17,571
[Benny muttering]

1794
01:25:17,779 --> 01:25:19,253
Get out there and check the perimeter!

1795
01:25:19,323 --> 01:25:19,990
You got it Benny!

1796
01:25:20,198 --> 01:25:22,618
Anybody sees Bogardus
you let me know ASAP!

1797
01:25:22,826 --> 01:25:24,119
I need a SITREP!

1798
01:25:24,661 --> 01:25:26,538
Benny's gonna barbecue my ass!
[squelch]

1799
01:25:26,747 --> 01:25:28,248
Benny Piazza!

1800
01:25:28,457 --> 01:25:29,833
You trying to hide!?

1801
01:25:30,500 --> 01:25:30,834
Shit.

1802
01:25:31,043 --> 01:25:32,294
[Brendan] Ah shut up!

1803
01:25:32,502 --> 01:25:35,505
Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
[gunfire]

1804
01:25:35,714 --> 01:25:36,923
[shell casings tinkling]

1805
01:25:37,132 --> 01:25:38,467
[wet thud]

1806
01:25:38,884 --> 01:25:39,884
Ahhhhhh!

1807
01:25:40,552 --> 01:25:41,219
- [Promised Man] I got him!
- [Brendan] Benny!?

1808
01:25:41,428 --> 01:25:42,429
[gunfire]
Yahh!

1809
01:25:43,430 --> 01:25:44,640
[Brendan] Yes! More guns!

1810
01:25:44,848 --> 01:25:46,183
[music gets more badass]

1811
01:25:46,391 --> 01:25:47,517
It's Bean!

1812
01:25:49,019 --> 01:25:49,811
Go, go, go!

1813
01:25:50,020 --> 01:25:51,897
[Promised Man moaning in pain]

1814
01:25:52,230 --> 01:25:53,231
Hi! How you doin?

1815
01:25:53,440 --> 01:25:54,274
[gunfire]

1816
01:25:54,483 --> 01:25:56,276
Psycho sack of maggot bag of puke!

1817
01:25:56,485 --> 01:25:57,833
[gunfire]
[meaty chunks splattering]

1818
01:25:57,903 --> 01:25:58,737
[gun clicks]

1819
01:25:58,945 --> 01:25:59,946
Uh!

1820
01:26:01,281 --> 01:26:02,366
Light him up!
[gunfire]

1821
01:26:03,533 --> 01:26:06,703
[gunfire]

1822
01:26:08,538 --> 01:26:11,124
[gunfire]
[debris]

1823
01:26:11,375 --> 01:26:14,002
[epic guitar music]

1824
01:26:14,628 --> 01:26:16,213
[Promised Man] We got him pinned down!

1825
01:26:16,421 --> 01:26:17,519
[Sheriff] Here, Beanie Beanie!

1826
01:26:17,589 --> 01:26:19,800
[gunfire]
[debris]

1827
01:26:20,008 --> 01:26:21,760
[Promised Man] Sheriff guy's got him.

1828
01:26:22,761 --> 01:26:24,221
[Sheriff] Come on out.

1829
01:26:24,638 --> 01:26:25,806
Ahhhh!
[meaty bite]

1830
01:26:26,056 --> 01:26:27,056
[revolver fires]

1831
01:26:27,766 --> 01:26:28,809
[Grunting]

1832
01:26:29,017 --> 01:26:30,435
[gunfire]

1833
01:26:30,644 --> 01:26:31,436
[Promised Man] Shit!

1834
01:26:31,645 --> 01:26:36,483
[gunfire]
[meaty explosions]

1835
01:26:38,652 --> 01:26:39,986
[Promised Man] Re-loading!

1836
01:26:40,195 --> 01:26:41,488
Suck on this!

1837
01:26:41,697 --> 01:26:43,573
[pistol shot]
[brains and chunks expel]

1838
01:26:44,533 --> 01:26:46,076
[shotgun blast]
[debris]

1839
01:26:47,160 --> 01:26:48,578
[pistol shot]

1840
01:26:49,204 --> 01:26:50,288
[Brendan] Die!

1841
01:26:51,581 --> 01:26:52,749
Haha! Gotcha!

1842
01:26:52,958 --> 01:26:57,963
[radio] We have lost sight of the target
and are proceeding with extreme caution.

1843
01:26:58,171 --> 01:26:59,171
Over.

1844
01:27:00,424 --> 01:27:02,592
[distant gunfire]

1845
01:27:02,801 --> 01:27:06,805
Benny, we just assumed he was harmless.

1846
01:27:07,431 --> 01:27:11,393
Assumption is mother and midwife
to all fuck ups, hermano.

1847
01:27:11,935 --> 01:27:14,187
[Promised Man] No. Please.

1848
01:27:14,438 --> 01:27:16,648
[Benny] Now, go to sleep.

1849
01:27:16,857 --> 01:27:18,233
[neck snapping]
[grunt]

1850
01:27:18,483 --> 01:27:21,363
[mysterious and mischievous music]
[Bastard Homunculi chortle and giggle]

1851
01:27:21,486 --> 01:27:24,406
[Blast-Face] Hey Benny,
what happened to your Promised Men!?

1852
01:27:24,614 --> 01:27:26,380
- He's all alone!
- [Trickster] They're all dead!

1853
01:27:26,450 --> 01:27:27,547
[Female Hoagie]
All of your buddies are dead!

1854
01:27:27,617 --> 01:27:28,994
[Bastard Homunculi laugh and jeer]

1855
01:27:29,202 --> 01:27:30,370
You little monsters.

1856
01:27:30,579 --> 01:27:32,748
I curse the day I created you.

1857
01:27:32,956 --> 01:27:34,666
Gaaaahhhh!
[gunfire]

1858
01:27:34,875 --> 01:27:37,794
[gunfire]
[exploding homunculi]

1859
01:27:38,003 --> 01:27:39,629
Gahhhh!

1860
01:27:47,763 --> 01:27:50,140
[radio chatter]

1861
01:27:52,684 --> 01:27:54,044
[shotgun blast]
[Promised Man] Gah!

1862
01:27:54,227 --> 01:27:55,228
[body plop]
Ahhh!

1863
01:27:55,437 --> 01:27:57,105
[gunfire]
[debris]

1864
01:27:57,314 --> 01:27:58,453
[Promised Man] He took my leg!

1865
01:27:58,523 --> 01:27:59,608
[gunfire]
[debris]

1866
01:27:59,816 --> 01:28:00,400
[shotgun racks]

1867
01:28:00,609 --> 01:28:01,359
He took my leg!

1868
01:28:01,568 --> 01:28:02,666
[shotgun blast]
[genital shredding squelch]

1869
01:28:02,736 --> 01:28:03,736
[gunfire]
[body thud]

1870
01:28:03,862 --> 01:28:05,001
[Brendan] Good night, shithead!

1871
01:28:05,071 --> 01:28:07,282
My nards! My jewels!
[shotgun racks]

1872
01:28:07,699 --> 01:28:08,755
[Promised Man] No, no, no, no, no...

1873
01:28:08,825 --> 01:28:10,025
[shotgun blast]
[squishy splat]

1874
01:28:10,410 --> 01:28:11,925
[Brendan] Bye bye bubble-butt!
[shotgun racks]

1875
01:28:11,995 --> 01:28:14,395
[Promised Man] Hey asshole!
Gimme an ambulance you sick fuck!

1876
01:28:14,581 --> 01:28:15,749
Dirty prick!

1877
01:28:16,374 --> 01:28:17,734
[shotgun blast]
[explosive squelch]

1878
01:28:18,502 --> 01:28:20,462
[gurgling skull]
[Brendan] Say please, asshole!

1879
01:28:22,672 --> 01:28:24,632
- [Brendan] Cuckoo!
- [Promised Man] Oh god, Jeez!

1880
01:28:24,758 --> 01:28:25,838
[shotgun blast]
[heavy thud]

1881
01:28:26,009 --> 01:28:27,511
[Brendan] Sorry!

1882
01:28:27,719 --> 01:28:28,970
[radio] Target acquired.

1883
01:28:29,262 --> 01:28:30,430
[gunfire]
[shattering glass]

1884
01:28:30,639 --> 01:28:33,600
[gunfire]
[metal impacts and ricochets]

1885
01:28:33,934 --> 01:28:35,602
[Benny] Spragg, this is Benny!

1886
01:28:35,811 --> 01:28:37,270
Spragg, where the hell are you!?

1887
01:28:37,479 --> 01:28:40,148
I need you out here soldier.
I need every swingin' dick we got!

1888
01:28:40,357 --> 01:28:42,609
[fleshy constriction]
[heavy squelching]

1889
01:28:42,818 --> 01:28:44,736
[orifice squishing]
[Spragg moaning]

1890
01:28:44,945 --> 01:28:47,405
[flesh-dissolving sizzle]
[sustained squelching]

1891
01:28:47,614 --> 01:28:49,157
[flesh crunching]
[splattering liquid]

1892
01:28:49,366 --> 01:28:49,991
Ahhhhhhhh!

1893
01:28:50,200 --> 01:28:50,992
[bubbling]
[steaming]

1894
01:28:51,201 --> 01:28:52,369
[thud]

1895
01:28:52,869 --> 01:28:54,162
[gunfire]

1896
01:28:54,371 --> 01:28:57,123
[eerie music with Gregorian chanting]

1897
01:28:57,332 --> 01:29:00,919
[ripping flesh]
[demonic growls]

1898
01:29:02,212 --> 01:29:03,338
[demonic moans]

1899
01:29:04,089 --> 01:29:04,756
[whooshing]

1900
01:29:04,965 --> 01:29:06,508
[instrumental music intensifies]

1901
01:29:07,634 --> 01:29:08,634
[demonic growl]

1902
01:29:08,760 --> 01:29:09,803
[radio chatter]

1903
01:29:10,011 --> 01:29:11,179
Gahhh!

1904
01:29:13,014 --> 01:29:14,808
[Demonic growling]
[stabbing]

1905
01:29:15,016 --> 01:29:16,059
[gut-ripping squelch]

1906
01:29:17,394 --> 01:29:18,228
[gut-ripping squelch]

1907
01:29:18,436 --> 01:29:19,437
[dying wheeze]

1908
01:29:19,646 --> 01:29:21,481
[demonic huffing]

1909
01:29:25,694 --> 01:29:26,694
[demonic growling]

1910
01:29:26,778 --> 01:29:27,946
[gunshot]

1911
01:29:28,154 --> 01:29:30,905
I'm offering two steak dinners
to any swinging dick...

1912
01:29:30,975 --> 01:29:32,826
...that can deep six that asshole!

1913
01:29:33,034 --> 01:29:35,078
- Go!
- [Bogardus] Let's get him you guys!

1914
01:29:35,287 --> 01:29:38,290
I'm gonna give your head
to Salome mortherfucker.

1915
01:29:41,167 --> 01:29:42,794
[Benny] Tarkowski and Jones,

1916
01:29:43,003 --> 01:29:44,212
You two sweep the house.

1917
01:29:44,421 --> 01:29:45,255
Locate Bean,

1918
01:29:45,463 --> 01:29:48,174
and exterminate that motherfucker!

1919
01:29:50,468 --> 01:29:51,468
Who's got eyes on me!?

1920
01:29:51,595 --> 01:29:53,889
Who's got eyes on me? Anybody?

1921
01:29:58,768 --> 01:30:02,230
Can somebody get me a goddamn SITREP?

1922
01:30:02,439 --> 01:30:04,232
What the fuck is going on?

1923
01:30:07,694 --> 01:30:09,112
[instrumental music]

1924
01:30:20,040 --> 01:30:22,250
Hey Benny, this is Tarkowski.

1925
01:30:22,459 --> 01:30:23,668
I'm checkin' out the basement.

1926
01:30:24,544 --> 01:30:25,295
Check.

1927
01:30:25,503 --> 01:30:27,631
Keep your head on a swivel
and mind your six.

1928
01:30:27,839 --> 01:30:29,716
SITREP when cleared.

1929
01:30:32,469 --> 01:30:34,387
[Demon Brendan] Tarkowski...

1930
01:30:34,638 --> 01:30:36,264
You're mine.

1931
01:30:36,514 --> 01:30:37,766
[gunfire]

1932
01:30:37,974 --> 01:30:39,476
Tarkowskiiiii...

1933
01:30:43,271 --> 01:30:45,690
Tarkowski, I'm over here.

1934
01:30:48,902 --> 01:30:50,102
[meaty stab]
[Tarkowski grunts]

1935
01:30:50,654 --> 01:30:52,155
[stabbing]

1936
01:30:55,158 --> 01:30:56,993
[demonic grunting]

1937
01:30:58,662 --> 01:31:00,330
[demonic grunts]
[gurgling blood]

1938
01:31:00,538 --> 01:31:03,333
[Tarkowski screaming]

1939
01:31:03,541 --> 01:31:06,544
[Demon Brendan] Nice face...

1940
01:31:07,045 --> 01:31:08,213
[blade clatters to floor]

1941
01:31:09,089 --> 01:31:10,548
[flesh stretching]

1942
01:31:11,466 --> 01:31:12,300
[face peeling flesh-squelch]

1943
01:31:12,509 --> 01:31:14,052
I'll take it.

1944
01:31:16,221 --> 01:31:18,431
Somebody check on Tarkowski, dammit!

1945
01:31:19,641 --> 01:31:21,393
[music intensifies]

1946
01:31:23,061 --> 01:31:24,980
[demonic muttering]

1947
01:31:30,068 --> 01:31:31,444
[footsteps]

1948
01:31:37,117 --> 01:31:37,450
Tarkowski...

1949
01:31:37,701 --> 01:31:39,494
[Tarkowski gargling]

1950
01:31:39,953 --> 01:31:41,204
He took his fuckin' face.

1951
01:31:41,413 --> 01:31:42,956
[chainsaw roaring]

1952
01:31:43,164 --> 01:31:45,125
[scrotum pulping squelching]
[screaming]

1953
01:31:45,333 --> 01:31:48,545
[chainsaw whirring]
[blood and meat splattering]

1954
01:31:51,715 --> 01:31:53,133
[chainsaw buzzing]
[thud]

1955
01:31:57,512 --> 01:31:59,097
[muted chainsaw buzzing]

1956
01:32:05,311 --> 01:32:07,313
[Demon Brendan] Pretty face...

1957
01:32:10,233 --> 01:32:11,276
[squishing]

1958
01:32:15,155 --> 01:32:16,406
[squishing]

1959
01:32:25,081 --> 01:32:26,541
[demonic grunting]

1960
01:32:29,210 --> 01:32:31,546
[radio chatter]

1961
01:32:33,006 --> 01:32:34,215
[sizzling]

1962
01:32:40,930 --> 01:32:42,223
[glass smashing]
[grunt]

1963
01:32:43,975 --> 01:32:45,310
[bone crunching snap]

1964
01:32:47,103 --> 01:32:48,271
[stab]
[grunt]

1965
01:32:54,277 --> 01:32:56,654
[Brendan]
I love you beautiful kids so much.

1966
01:32:56,863 --> 01:32:58,990
You're everything to me.

1967
01:33:03,995 --> 01:33:05,205
[thundering whoosh]

1968
01:33:11,753 --> 01:33:13,922
[Benny] Uh, can I get an update?

1969
01:33:14,130 --> 01:33:16,674
Can I get an update? Over.

1970
01:33:17,217 --> 01:33:19,344
[growing pressure]
[fleshy pumping]

1971
01:33:20,720 --> 01:33:21,930
[moist bubbling]

1972
01:33:23,848 --> 01:33:24,682
[powerful explosion]

1973
01:33:24,891 --> 01:33:26,976
[intense instrumental synth music]

1974
01:33:27,185 --> 01:33:28,228
[steam hisses]

1975
01:33:30,647 --> 01:33:32,649
[fleshy breaching]
[monstrous moaning]

1976
01:33:32,857 --> 01:33:35,026
[squishes and squelches]

1977
01:33:35,318 --> 01:33:37,737
[wet slapping]

1978
01:33:39,781 --> 01:33:41,991
[steam hiss]
[squishes]

1979
01:33:42,200 --> 01:33:47,747
[Mega-Hoagie grunting]

1980
01:33:50,041 --> 01:33:53,002
[fleshy rips]

1981
01:33:59,217 --> 01:34:00,802
[footsteps]

1982
01:34:03,346 --> 01:34:04,639
[ejecting clip]

1983
01:34:07,267 --> 01:34:08,476
[reloading]

1984
01:34:08,685 --> 01:34:10,353
[wood splintering]

1985
01:34:11,187 --> 01:34:12,230
[Mega-Hoagie moaning]

1986
01:34:13,064 --> 01:34:14,691
Hoagie has metamorphosed.

1987
01:34:15,692 --> 01:34:16,693
[Mega-Hoagie growls]

1988
01:34:16,901 --> 01:34:18,278
Wow!

1989
01:34:18,820 --> 01:34:21,114
He's huge.

1990
01:34:21,322 --> 01:34:22,991
Get a hold of that beast!

1991
01:34:23,199 --> 01:34:25,493
Oh Lord, what have I wrought?

1992
01:34:26,327 --> 01:34:27,036
[Bogardus] Come on guys!

1993
01:34:27,245 --> 01:34:27,996
Let's defend ourselves!

1994
01:34:28,204 --> 01:34:30,498
Eat it, you bitch!

1995
01:34:31,166 --> 01:34:32,347
[Brendan] Yeah, that's it Hoagie!

1996
01:34:32,417 --> 01:34:33,877
Rip 'em a new one!

1997
01:34:34,085 --> 01:34:35,128
[Brendan laughing]

1998
01:34:35,879 --> 01:34:37,547
[Benny] Don't all stand in the circle.

1999
01:34:37,755 --> 01:34:39,007
Attack him all at once!

2000
01:34:39,424 --> 01:34:40,091
[thud]

2001
01:34:40,300 --> 01:34:41,342
[Bogardus yells in fear]

2002
01:34:43,178 --> 01:34:44,178
[skull-bashing squelch]

2003
01:34:44,637 --> 01:34:45,637
Bogardus!

2004
01:34:45,805 --> 01:34:46,805
[thud]

2005
01:34:46,931 --> 01:34:48,725
I got $100 gift card to Claim Jumpers

2006
01:34:48,933 --> 01:34:51,269
to whoever captures that beast!

2007
01:34:51,519 --> 01:34:52,519
[thud]

2008
01:34:54,105 --> 01:34:55,203
[thwack]
[Promised Man yelps]

2009
01:34:55,273 --> 01:34:55,857
[Brendan] Yeah, yeah!

2010
01:34:56,065 --> 01:34:58,568
There you go Hoagie,
rip 'em a new asshole!

2011
01:34:58,776 --> 01:34:59,444
[Promised Man screams in fear]

2012
01:34:59,652 --> 01:35:01,209
[Brendan]
Yeah! Give him the ole one-two!

2013
01:35:01,279 --> 01:35:02,279
Yeah, get him!

2014
01:35:02,405 --> 01:35:03,406
[head crushing squish]

2015
01:35:04,365 --> 01:35:05,617
[Mega-Hoagie muttering]

2016
01:35:07,076 --> 01:35:08,369
I wanted to spare your life.

2017
01:35:08,578 --> 01:35:10,079
You were my creation.

2018
01:35:10,288 --> 01:35:11,581
But I see you now, Hoagie.

2019
01:35:11,789 --> 01:35:13,555
[Brendan]
Watch out Hoagie, he's got a knife.

2020
01:35:13,625 --> 01:35:15,210
No, he's my friend!

2021
01:35:15,418 --> 01:35:16,628
[Mega-Hoagie grunting in pain]

2022
01:35:16,920 --> 01:35:17,921
[juicy stab]

2023
01:35:18,838 --> 01:35:20,548
Noooo!

2024
01:35:23,801 --> 01:35:26,012
[dramatic music]

2025
01:35:26,930 --> 01:35:28,556
[Brendan] No, stop! Benny!

2026
01:35:28,765 --> 01:35:30,683
You're hurting him! You're hurting him!

2027
01:35:30,934 --> 01:35:33,228
Can't you see that he's hurt!?

2028
01:35:37,315 --> 01:35:43,821
♪ Hoagie ♪

2029
01:35:44,447 --> 01:35:48,868
♪ Hoagie ♪

2030
01:35:49,494 --> 01:35:52,080
♪ Hoagie ♪

2031
01:35:54,249 --> 01:35:57,752
♪ Hoagie ♪

2032
01:35:58,962 --> 01:36:00,964
[Brendan] Hoagie...

2033
01:36:01,172 --> 01:36:03,967
You're my very best friend.

2034
01:36:04,175 --> 01:36:06,135
And friends never say goodbye.

2035
01:36:07,262 --> 01:36:10,390
♪ Hoagie ♪

2036
01:36:11,808 --> 01:36:14,644
♪ Hoagie ♪

2037
01:36:14,852 --> 01:36:16,396
[gunshot]
[brain splattering]

2038
01:36:21,943 --> 01:36:24,237
[running footsteps]

2039
01:36:24,445 --> 01:36:25,446
[gunshot]
[ricochet]

2040
01:36:27,240 --> 01:36:29,325
[gunshot]
[Benny] Take a bite out of me!?

2041
01:36:29,617 --> 01:36:33,037
[gunshot]
You wanna take a bite out of Benny!?

2042
01:36:34,289 --> 01:36:36,082
[gunshot]
Take a bite out of Benny!?

2043
01:36:38,459 --> 01:36:40,295
You wanna take a bite out of me?

2044
01:36:40,503 --> 01:36:41,811
You'll be licking your asshole
for a month...

2045
01:36:41,881 --> 01:36:43,478
...trying to get the taste
out of yer mouth.

2046
01:36:43,548 --> 01:36:44,549
Kiss my ass, Benny.

2047
01:36:44,757 --> 01:36:46,957
And I'll lay a lil dookie
in there for ya! [kick impact]

2048
01:36:47,176 --> 01:36:49,762
[Brendan roars]
[body crashing]

2049
01:36:53,266 --> 01:36:54,434
[blade unsheathing]

2050
01:36:55,184 --> 01:36:55,935
[blade unsheathing]

2051
01:36:56,144 --> 01:36:58,896
I'm gonna drop you like a hot turd.

2052
01:36:59,105 --> 01:37:01,482
[blades striking]
[whooshing of knives]

2053
01:37:01,691 --> 01:37:03,234
[instrumental music]

2054
01:37:03,443 --> 01:37:05,778
[grunting]
[clang of metal]

2055
01:37:06,362 --> 01:37:07,530
[slicing flesh]

2056
01:37:07,905 --> 01:37:11,701
[blades striking]
[whooshing of knives]

2057
01:37:15,371 --> 01:37:18,166
[grunting]
[smashing and clattering]

2058
01:37:20,501 --> 01:37:22,337
[fleshy slice]

2059
01:37:24,297 --> 01:37:28,092
[struggling grunts]

2060
01:37:31,137 --> 01:37:35,558
[dull thuds]
[grunts of pain]

2061
01:37:36,517 --> 01:37:38,436
[blade whoosh]
[squishy slash]

2062
01:37:38,644 --> 01:37:40,063
[heavy thud]
[grunt of pain]

2063
01:37:40,772 --> 01:37:41,189
[struggling]

2064
01:37:41,397 --> 01:37:42,397
[heavy impact]

2065
01:37:43,941 --> 01:37:46,527
[struggling]

2066
01:37:49,197 --> 01:37:50,740
[slicing]
[Brendan grunts]

2067
01:37:51,741 --> 01:37:52,992
[struggling]

2068
01:37:53,201 --> 01:37:54,327
[slicing]

2069
01:37:54,535 --> 01:37:55,535
[thud]

2070
01:37:57,747 --> 01:38:01,501
[struggling]

2071
01:38:01,709 --> 01:38:03,836
[meaty stab]
[gushing blood]

2072
01:38:05,880 --> 01:38:07,715
[squish]
[Benny grunts in pain]

2073
01:38:09,300 --> 01:38:10,635
[moist pull]

2074
01:38:10,843 --> 01:38:12,303
[heavy wet impact]
[Benny grunts]

2075
01:38:12,762 --> 01:38:17,308
[Benny in agony]
[blood squirting]

2076
01:38:21,312 --> 01:38:22,772
[wet pull]

2077
01:38:23,481 --> 01:38:25,483
[dripping blood]

2078
01:38:33,241 --> 01:38:36,202
[Benny moaning]

2079
01:38:39,622 --> 01:38:41,082
[Benny grunting]

2080
01:38:43,960 --> 01:38:46,295
[heavy machinery whirring]

2081
01:38:47,672 --> 01:38:51,259
[Benny screams]
[bone crushing squelches]

2082
01:38:51,467 --> 01:38:52,969
[wood splitting]

2083
01:38:56,722 --> 01:38:59,058
[heavy machinery whirring]

2084
01:38:59,809 --> 01:39:03,229
[blood dripping]
[Benny moaning]

2085
01:39:08,234 --> 01:39:13,322
[Benny grunting]

2086
01:39:16,826 --> 01:39:19,620
I guess I cut off a plug of tobacco

2087
01:39:19,829 --> 01:39:22,832
bigger than I could chew.

2088
01:39:25,209 --> 01:39:27,420
You're pretty good, Bean...

2089
01:39:29,672 --> 01:39:31,257
I never knew

2090
01:39:31,466 --> 01:39:34,469
what a warrior you could be.

2091
01:39:41,934 --> 01:39:44,270
[dramatic music]

2092
01:39:44,979 --> 01:39:47,190
My son.

2093
01:39:47,398 --> 01:39:49,650
My boy.

2094
01:39:49,859 --> 01:39:52,028
I forgive you,

2095
01:39:52,236 --> 01:39:55,156
I forgive you your transgressions.

2096
01:39:56,115 --> 01:39:59,494
Come give your father a hug!

2097
01:40:01,370 --> 01:40:03,206
[flesh rending rip]

2098
01:40:05,750 --> 01:40:07,210
[blood dripping]

2099
01:40:17,178 --> 01:40:18,554
[thud]

2100
01:40:18,763 --> 01:40:21,766
♪ Into the water ♪

2101
01:40:23,226 --> 01:40:25,937
♪ I wade out and see ♪

2102
01:40:26,938 --> 01:40:32,235
♪ The reflection of a man
looking back at me ♪

2103
01:40:35,738 --> 01:40:38,741
♪ A man we knew ♪

2104
01:40:39,700 --> 01:40:42,703
♪ Who brought only grief ♪

2105
01:40:43,538 --> 01:40:48,251
♪ A liar, a cheater,
a heartbreaking lonesome thief ♪

2106
01:40:48,459 --> 01:40:49,919
[car horn honks]

2107
01:40:52,088 --> 01:40:55,091
♪ He wore my name ♪

2108
01:40:56,467 --> 01:40:59,720
♪ For I was he ♪

2109
01:40:59,929 --> 01:41:05,101
♪ But he vanished away
when I banished him out to sea ♪

2110
01:41:05,351 --> 01:41:07,645
[childen yammer]

2111
01:41:08,688 --> 01:41:11,315
♪ Every now and then ♪

2112
01:41:12,984 --> 01:41:16,195
♪ He comes back to shore ♪

2113
01:41:17,905 --> 01:41:23,953
♪ And I find myself trapped
with that man behind a locked door ♪

2114
01:41:24,620 --> 01:41:27,623
♪ In a cell called my soul ♪

2115
01:41:29,125 --> 01:41:31,961
♪ I found a way ♪

2116
01:41:33,212 --> 01:41:36,048
♪ To break free ♪

2117
01:41:36,966 --> 01:41:44,473
♪ To give up the ghost and be more
of the man you need me to be ♪

2118
01:41:45,474 --> 01:41:48,311
♪ I found a way ♪

2119
01:41:49,937 --> 01:41:52,773
♪ I found a way ♪

2120
01:41:53,482 --> 01:42:00,656
♪ To move from my past and grow
into the man that you see here today ♪

2121
01:42:02,408 --> 01:42:05,244
♪ I found a way ♪

2122
01:43:34,333 --> 01:43:39,255
[diegetic nu-metal]

2123
01:43:40,214 --> 01:43:44,343
[door squeaks]

2124
01:43:44,552 --> 01:43:49,932
[shoveling dirt]

2125
01:43:50,141 --> 01:43:53,644
[mysterious music]

2126
01:43:53,853 --> 01:43:56,230
[shoveling dirt]

2127
01:43:57,398 --> 01:44:00,609
[footsteps approach]

2128
01:44:14,832 --> 01:44:16,208
What is that thing?

2129
01:44:16,417 --> 01:44:18,085
That's a Hoagie.

2130
01:44:18,294 --> 01:44:20,463
It's kind of like an alien, maybe.

2131
01:44:20,671 --> 01:44:23,174
Or like a troll.

2132
01:44:23,382 --> 01:44:25,718
It could be dead, but it could be alive.

2133
01:44:25,926 --> 01:44:27,970
What does that thing do?

2134
01:44:28,179 --> 01:44:30,055
Well, it holds all kinds of, like,

2135
01:44:30,264 --> 01:44:33,225
arcane powers and stuff, like,

2136
01:44:33,476 --> 01:44:36,479
if you got, like, osteoporosis or,

2137
01:44:36,687 --> 01:44:42,026
like, problems with your boner,
or like, plantar fasciitis,

2138
01:44:42,234 --> 01:44:45,571
like, Hoagie can fix all of that,
I mean, easy.

2139
01:44:45,780 --> 01:44:47,198
Where did that thing come from?

2140
01:44:47,406 --> 01:44:49,950
Brunt had to dig though
so many garbages,

2141
01:44:50,159 --> 01:44:52,119
and, like, he chopped it off with a saw

2142
01:44:52,328 --> 01:44:56,248
and put it in that jar so we can
sell it on Facebook Marketplace.

2143
01:44:56,457 --> 01:44:57,972
Because, you know, it does grant, like,

2144
01:44:58,042 --> 01:45:01,337
your darkest desires
and your deepest wishes.

2145
01:45:02,129 --> 01:45:04,507
But where did it come from?

2146
01:45:04,715 --> 01:45:06,717
Well, it all started

2147
01:45:06,926 --> 01:45:10,471
a hell a, hell a long ass time ago...

2148
01:45:10,805 --> 01:45:12,264
There were these, like,

2149
01:45:12,473 --> 01:45:17,812
dirty, super nasty,
grody ass, dirty miner guys...

2150
01:45:18,020 --> 01:45:20,439
[meaty squelching]